Father Ted Quotes

Fill in the missing word(s) to complete the quote
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Chair! Curtains! Floor! ______
Gobshite!
Oh, great! What'll we call him? _____! _____ the Priest!
Flipper
Come on, Dougal, switch the television off. ______ ___ ___ ___ ____
Chewing gum for the eyes
You won't be able to come with me when I go ____ _____. I'm going to be the first priest __ _____
into space
Are you sure, Father? There's _______ in it!
cocaine
Ted, __ _____ ___
I'm going mad
The way I feel now I could _______ ____
convert gays
Never buy black socks from a normal shop. They _____ ___ _____ ____
shaft you every time
I'm a _____ ______
happy camper
Knock, knock, Ted. Who's there? Father Dougal McGuire. _________ _____
Goodnight Dougal
Get away from me! I don't want to catch the _________
menopause
Well Ted, as I said last time, __ ____ ______ _____
it won't happen again
That money ___ ____ _______ __ __ _______
was just resting in my account
That gobshite again! __ __ _____ ___ ___ ___!
Is he never off the air
Sack me! Sack me! _ ____ ___ ___!
I made the BBC
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2 Comments
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Level 13
Sep 8, 2018
He says "he'll never go off the air"
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Level 34
Jun 15, 2019
Nope, he asks, 'is he ever off the air?'