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The Office - Michael Scott's Misquotes - Random

Michael may get some words wrong... Yet we always know what he means.
It's eerie. Or irie.
Write what Michael really meant to say in these situations
Specific errors are highlighted
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Last updated: January 31, 2026
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First submittedJanuary 4, 2022
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That's What He Said
What He Meant / What's Correct

"...it's really beyond words. It's really incalculacable"
Incalculable
"...now, at a time TDB all of these problems will be in the past"
TBD (to be determined)
(handing a hat to Donna)
"I have your baguette"
Barrette
"...the odds of them (Jim and Pam) getting together were insurmountainable"
Insurmountable
"Ah, yes… There's the X-Aksiks"
X-Axis
"That’s fancy feast. Ultra feast is something they made up so they can pig out together in the name of ceremony" - Oscar Martinez
"What is October feast?" - Michael Scott
Oktoberfest
"Contraptions! She's Contrapting"
Contractions
"He (Michael) says personnel day. Are we hiring?" - Dwight Schrute
"I think he meant [answer] day" - Pam Beesly
Personal
"Why don’t you enliven me?"
Enlighten
"... get her to be in this commercial. This would be a huge coupe people. All right?"
This would be a huge scoop
"Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant"
"And there's that smudgeness"
Smug/Smugness
"I am downloading some N3P…" - Michael Scott
"That's not it" - Jim Halpert
"...music…" - Michael Scott
MP3
"My plan... A man. Panama"
A man, a plan, a canal. Panama!
"Hmm… that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Aftertaste
"I'm saying that you're being sexist" - Karen Filipelli
"No. I'm being misogynistic" - Michael Scott
(meaning the opposite)
Inclusive
"I believe the expression was cut off your nose it's a spider-face" - Jim Halpert quoting Michael
Cut off your nose to spite your face
I have a disease. (…) I cant even say it. H... I... R-P-E-E-S
H-E-R-P-E-S
(regarding Kelly's eating disorder)
"She always eats my lunch" - Erin Hannah
"Anorexia. She's an anorexitic" - Michael Scott
Anorectic/Anorexic (spelling) OR Bullymia/Bullymic (context)
"You know what they say: fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice... strike three"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me
"You can be (…) a... migraine worker"
Migrant worker
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