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Michael may get some words wrong... Yet we always know what he means.
It's eerie. Or irie.
Write what Michael really meant to say in these situations
Specific errors are highlighted
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What He Meant / What's Correct
"Today I am headed over to the job fair (…) to find some new interns. Get some fresh blood. Um, euthanize this place"
Youthanize (not coined) OR Rejuvenate/Revitalize
"...the odds of them (Jim and Pam) getting together were insurmountainable"
Insurmountable
"Check it out. Christmas bonus. 3,000 Gs"
3000 (dollars) OR 3 Gs (grand)
"…tell him to call me ASAP as possible"
ASAP (only) OR as soon as possible
"I like this chair (…) it is urkelnomically correct"
Ergonomically
"A particular concern for office workers is a sedimentary lifestyle which can contribute…"
Sedentary lifestyle
"…there's no rest for the sick"
No rest for the wicked/weary
"The rest of the story has been censored due to inappropriosity"
Inappropriateness
"Cause you know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness? Forgiveness is next to Godliness"
Cleanliness is next to Godliness (not from the Bible)
"No, Dwight! Respect. R-E-S-P-svee-T"
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
"They are in, for a bitter surprise. I am not to be truffled with"
Not to be trifled with
(handing a hat to Donna)
"I have your baguette"
Barrette
"…On a boat. Who knows. It's nebulose"
Nebulous
"You're going to H-E-L-L-double-hockey-sticks. You're going to hell, Stanley"
H-E-double-hockey-sticks
"Ah, yes… There's the X-Aksiks"
X-Axis
"That’s fancy feast. Ultra feast is something they made up so they can pig out together in the name of ceremony" - Oscar Martinez
"What is October feast?" - Michael Scott
Oktoberfest
"Hmm… that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Aftertaste
Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure
Fund Run
"... get her to be in this commercial. This would be a huge coupe people. All right?"
This would be a huge scoop
"Why don’t you enliven me?"
Enlighten
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