| Quote | Character | % Correct |
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| I was raised by a con artist, so I know one when I see one. | Fiona | 98%
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| I'm not homeless, I told you. I have a home. I'm just not welcome there. | Frank | 98%
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| I had no idea people I knew could die. | Debbie | 97%
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| You're not trying to look at my d*ck, are you? | Ian | 97%
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| Watch out, 6th grade. Third time's the charm. | Carl | 95%
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| I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans. | Lip | 95%
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| I thought that's what you ladies wanted. A shared housework, wage equality, and all that Hunger Games, Lady Gaga girl power sh*t! | Kevin | 89%
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| You say that again, I'll rip your tongue out of your head. | Mickey | 89%
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| OB? I need to make an appointment with a vet. I'm having a d*mn litter! | Veronica | 88%
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| I'm sure he means well, but you need to be with people who accept you for who you are, and they're out there. You should never apologize for being you. | Monica | 82%
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| No, no, I'm not. I'm not even thinking about your d*ck... in my dad's mouth. I'm not. | Jimmy | 79%
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| Nothing's ever your problem. For once, you know, make something your problem. | Mandy | 66%
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| Ever try to play pool with a rope? | Karen | 60%
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| You like boys. Maybe I like girls. | Svetlana | 53%
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| Everyone's beautiful on the inside. Way, way inside. | Sheila | 51%
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| So what if she wouldn't put on the d*mn dress? Girls wear pants, Debbie. | Sandy | 43%
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| The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12. | Sammi | 38%
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