Awkward Movie Lines

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

"What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!"

"That man is Ezekiel Sims, he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died." (Trailer only)

"It's turkey time... gobble, gobble."

"They're eating her! and then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOD!"

"I let you live here for free, and I don't even charge you rent!" (Song lyrics)

"This is Katana. She's got my back...I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims."

"Future events such as these will affect you in the future."

"I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did *not*. Oh, hi Mark."

"You know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

"Garbage Day!"

"I think World War II just started!"

"While you were still learning how to *spell your name* I was being trained to conquer *galaxies*!"

"Oh man! Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man, oh God!"