Gintama Episode Titles

You Can't Judge A Movie By Its Title

Don't Let Teenagers Give Love Advice, They Know Nothing

Sleeping Is A Taste Of Death

When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something's Missing

Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand On Two Legs, Guts, And Glory Are Men

Keep The Light On And Stay Away From The Television When Watching Gintama

The Chosen Idiots

Everyone Looks a Little Grown Up After Spring Break

Nothing Lasts Forever, including Parents, Money, Youth, Your Room, Dress Shirts, Me, You, and the Gintama Anime

Smoking Is Not Fashionable Any More, Eat Lollipops

What Happens Twice Can Happen Thrice

Everyone Has Their Own Uno Rules

The White Demon

Don't Fall Asleep In Class, Mother Hasn't Raised You This Way

Whites Lies

It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound Like a Text Message Subject

When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

Odds or Evens

Taking A Shower Each Day Is Not Actually Healthy

Being a Leader Is Tough

Do Not Think About Your Life Past 9 PM

Everybody Hates Mondays

Heroes Always Arrive Fashionably Late

Prison Break

An Apple A Day Does Not Keep The Doctor Away

Karma

Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, so Make Others Do It For You

The Creatures Known as Humanity

Aliens Are Human Beings Like You And Me- Wait, No

Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death