Zombie Perks by Perk Jingle

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"When everything's, been dragging you down, grabs you by the hair and pulls you to the ground."

"When you need some help to get by, something to make you feel strong."

"Your hands are slow, your movment's sluggish, your lack of speed, just brings you anguish."

"Cowboys can't shoot slow, or they'll end up below."

"When you need some extra runnin', when you need some extra time, when you want to keep on gunnin', when you like a twist of lime."

"The error is human, to forgive is divine. Well I'm not forgiving and error ain't mine!"

"Legend tells us of a man, a hero in a tortured land, where Senoritas lived in fear. Their lonely night in deep despair, he was EL BURRO!"

"Night time scene. The streets are mean. The things I have seen."

"Rest in pieces, down for the count. No revival, you're bleedin' out."

"I was talkin' to myself one day, I was hearin' lots of things I never thought I'd say."

 

"I was looking for redemption, I was looking for a sign. I was searching for an answer be it yours or be it mine."

"When you're feeling kinda lonely, and your spuse is kinda dead, I feel like going off with someone in your empty little bed."