Bob Mortimer Truth or Lie (Would I lie to you)

1. "I can break an apple in half with my bare hands."

2. "I once set fire to my house with a box of fireworks."

3. "When we were at school together, we hid a dictaphone in the ceiling to confuse the teacher."

4. "As a teenager, I used to terrorise my neighbourhood with a game I invented called 'Theft and Shrubbery'."

5. "The police once ordered me to leave town because I was frightening the locals."

6. "After cutting his hair, I got a job on a campsite as a hairdresser."

7. "For the past fifteen years, I have performed my own dentistry."

8. "I have brewed three award-winning beers with him."

9. "Following advice from Chris Rea, I always crack an egg into my bath."

10. "I once masterminded a daring heist on a campsite tuck shop."

11. "I once helped Damon Hill to Grand Prix success by presenting him with a pre-race snack."

12. "On a dark winter's night, I once broke into the garden of the local witch's house and was shocked by what I found there."

13. "Mario has been sending me pictures of massive rats."

14. "I have a didgeridoo suspended from a tree in my backgarden so that when the wind blows in a particular direction, it parps soothing sounds of the outback into my bedroom window".

15. "For five days i pushed my cat around in a pram because it had sprained three of its ankles."

16. "I recently had to pull out of a TV show because my teeth fell out."

17. "I once made a decision in a caravan park at midnight that I soon came to deeply regret."

18. "I won his appendix off him in a bet'

19. "My first taste of fame was when the locals newspaper dubbed me the 'Cockroach King'."

20. "I've put a toaster on my bedside table and the last thing I do at night is put two slices of bread in it, ready for the morning"