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1. Stuff on the internet can be made up.
2. Actually when I found a cat...
3. I do not endorse everyday sexism.
4. Tomorrow will be alright. They'll have forgotten about it by then.
5. I'd say that too if I was an alien in a flying saucer.
6. Oh my god, I want to be a whale!
7. Vanilla and chocolate. Strawberry and chocolate.
8. I have a very nutritious lunch.
9. I believe in peace, bitch!
10. We should start small and work our way up.
11. It pretends I'm not there.
12. Can I say something stupid, without you thinking it's stupid?