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A piece of clothing worn to protect reptilian scales from the harsh ziltronian star, also bestowed to the winner of a spike-ball game as a token of skill and importance.
Traditional Tarratovian Headdress
The friendly campus gun-toting maniac & Neighbor
LAN
Luke's personified spelling error
Terri G
All-Star Power-foreword from India, currently dating Mia?
Sameer Dikshit
GL's pets
Jacob's Dogs
The 5 year-old guest on our podcast
Little Cecil
The hit Roku video-game
Candy Bear 2
"Hiii Griffin Smucklerrr! A barbershop haircut that costs a _______!?"
Quarter
One housemate's nickname, unrelated to his Jewish heritage
Mr. Coin
The Campus NPC
Tommy
What food Zach promises he can cook really well
Gyros
An inclusive community viewing event within our housing area
Lower West Porn Fridays
Who was squelching on Dean's Orbital?
The Weird Librarians
The pickle-balling daughters of a very important man on campus
Greg's Daughters
The Pokémon-catching, question-answering machine
Bouncy Sam
Somehow involved in the miss-spelling love-triangle?
Mia
Avery's alter-ego (and real name according to two girls on campus)
Jessie
Who Luke may have found jacking his shit in the bathroom after the super bowl
Liam
A certain someone's delicious... spheres?
DP's Meatballs
Group Leader's signature piece of clothing
Vest
Hit TV Show (Hint: "Brace for Impact!"..."118, take cover!")
911
Wannabe frat guy from LI with a small penis
Tedious
"Imagine you throw it at her so hard she gets _____ _____"
Breast Cancer
The owner of [answer to question #1] often must fulfill this
The Prophecy
The "Cultural Dance" Dean asked if Joey did at a Barbecue
Crip Walk
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Undersea officers of the law
Police Sharks
Some certain individuals Luke might be encountering in Thailand...
Thai Lady Boys
One of Dean's nicknames (Initials W.E.)
Wyatt Eckersly
One of Dean's nicknames (Initials C.O.)
Charles Osborne
The friend group's missing piece (Hint: Abroad?)
Reed
The central campus eatery
Dih
Eastern-European vampire (Hint: he helped us escape)
Vlad
Intimate Feline
Sex Panther
Kai's Alter-ego
The Ordinary
The man that runs the show at North End
Greg
An indubitably pleasant and respectable local fellow
The Poughkeepsie Gentleman
The Illusive local older gang-member spotted on campus
The Marist Crip
The face of anti-piggybacking propaganda spotted around Sheahan, also gave RA Joey a jar of trail mix
John Pork
The catchiest song of the century, named after a Missouri City
Kansas City
The popular mobile video game professor Spagone gave a lecture on in Fontaine
Among-Us
The large, happy individual watching porn at a popular fast food establishment
McDon Man
The only thing Dean wears to bed
Condom
Roblox's country of origin
Phillippines
Mario golf's most powerful player
Parby King Bomb-Omb
Mr. every minority
Gay, Black, Trans Biological Father
The collective of individuals who all share a certain common interest with Sam brastiche
YBAA
A device invented to spot little swimmers from below the surface
Gogglesinthekiddypool
Initials N.S. - fellow student and involved with Mia & Terri G.
Neal Swipe
The semester-long freezer dweller
Schluncle
A Dean mario chase mid-game callout, "He's right on my ____!"