| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Who Is John's Boyfriend | George | 50%
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| Who Is John's Girlfriend | Jess | 50%
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| Is John good at maths | No | 50%
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| Is John good at cricket | Yes | 50%
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| Does John have brain dysfunction | Yes | 50%
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| How many brain cells does John possess | 8.5 | 0%
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| Who is John's strange sister | Amy | 0%
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| What does John do on an average weekend | Cricket, Further maths, Jess. | 0%
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| What does John smell like | Feet | 0%
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| If John was an animal, what would he be | Rat | 0%
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| What is John's most distinct feature | Receding hairline | 0%
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| What does John's body look like | Skeleton (from Clash Royale) | 0%
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