Will Ferrell Quotes

He wants some walking around money! He wants to buy some shoes!

We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely, and I happened to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order. I found myself wondering, what color her underpants might be.

Yeah, her boyfriend just died. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot!

Have you done the back door yet? [No.] Knock-Knock. [No.] It's me with my pee-pee. [No.] A life changer. It is a life changer!

I'm sayin' with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on!

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Can you feel the tension? I can. I can feel it... down in my plums. Getting a nice, bluish hue. Getting ready to take 'em down to the farmer's market.

You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.

It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

I can't stand to be asked the same question three times. It just irritates me.

You sit on a throne of lies!

Tell him to arch his back and then look back at me. Mean like a dragon.

Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.

I've got a ring right here is says love

[Is that Jean Paul Gaultier's 'Pour Homme'] It's just my natural musk

John, lay back imma take a few bars.