| Description | Bastard | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Harvard dropout and social media billionaire who sells your information for profit | Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook) | 100%
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| Tech founder notorious for breach of contract, theft of labor, and being annoying on social media | Elon Musk | 80%
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| Financier and prolific sex criminal who killed himself in prison (probably...) | Jeffrey Epstein | 80%
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| Science fiction writer who founded one of the most successful cults in history | L. Ron Hubbard | 80%
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| World class surgeon and TV Doctor who pushes miracle cure supplements | Mehmet Oz | 80%
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| President and First Lady that propogated the AIDS crisis | Ronald and Nancy Reagan | 80%
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| Tech founder who stabbed his best friend in the back, took credit for his genius | Steve Jobs | 80%
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| Right-wing conspiracy theorist, recipient of largest defamation judgment in US history | Alex Jones | 60%
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| One of the greatest directors of all time who tortured his friends and employees | Alfred Hitchcock | 60%
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| Italian explorer who committed numerous atrocities upon the native people he "discovered" | Christopher Columbus | 60%
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| Female entrepreneur and grifter who consciously mimicked the style of Steve Jobs | Elizabeth Holmes (Theranos) | 60%
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| Fascist lawyer, political burglar, and "White House plumber" | G. Gordon Liddy (Watergate) | 60%
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| "War Crimes Forrest Gump" Vietnam era foreign policy advisor to Nixon and Ford | Henry Kissinger | 60%
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| Early 20th century actor, terrible misogynist and male chauvinist | John Wayne | 60%
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| A Nazi physician who experimented on human beings for no real scientific benefit | Josef Mengele | 60%
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| Extremely repressive Eastern European communist dictator | Nicolae Ceausescu | 60%
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| Talk show "Doctor" who gives terrible advice and exploits people's problems for ratings | Phil McGraw | 60%
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| R&B singer who ran a vicious sex cult | R. Kelly | 60%
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| Closeted lawyer who worked with Joe McCarthy, died of AIDS | Roy Cohn | 60%
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| Cryptocurrency fraudster with no sense of style | Sam Bankman-Fried | 60%
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| Misogynistic hustle culture influencer and sex trafficker | Andrew Tate | 40%
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| Homophobic right-wing pundit, famous for dunking on college students | Ben Shapiro | 40%
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| Cartoonist who abandoned the child who made him his fortune | Hank Ketcham ("Dennis The Menace") | 40%
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| The preacher who founded an evangelical university and the Religious Right | Jerry Falwell | 40%
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| 70s and 80s televangelist convicted of fraud; Returned to televangelism upon release from prison | Jim Bakker | 40%
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| 80s director responsible for the deaths of three people on set, two of them children | John Landis | 40%
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| Transphobic professor obsessed with order and chaos, wrote a self-help book | Jordan Peterson | 40%
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| European warlord weirdly obsessed with his mother's hands | Kaiser Wilhelm | 40%
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| Slave owner and treasonous military leader, lionized by revisionist history | Robert E. Lee | 40%
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| New York City planner who used his power to segregate the city | Robert Moses | 40%
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| Racist and homophobic governor and one-time presidential candidate | Ron DeSantis | 40%
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| Conservative radio host who celebrated the deaths of AIDS victims on air | Rush Limbaugh | 40%
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| Cartoonist turned political pundit with bizarre ideas about persuasion | Scott Adams ("Dilbert") | 40%
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| Antisemitic Russian ruler, tragically out of touch | Tsar Nicholas Romanov II | 40%
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| British ex-doctor who falsified a medical study that gave birth to the modern anti-vaccine movement | Andrew Wakefield | 20%
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| Yoga instructor who fled the country rather than pay a judgement for sexual assault | Bikram Choudhury | 20%
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| Very probably corrupt Supreme Court justice, credibly accused of sexual harrasment | Clarence Thomas | 20%
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| Late 1800s cult leader who had sex with many underage girls | Edmund Creffield (Holy Rollers cult) | 20%
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| Racist and antisemitic cult leader, also known as 'Yoneq' | Elbert Spriggs (12 Tribes) | 20%
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| Racist founder of the American Nazi Party | George Lincoln Rockwell | 20%
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| Religious radio host who championed gay conversion therapy | James Dobson (Focus on the Family) | 20%
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| Southwestern sherriff who ran concentration camps in his county | Joe Arpaio | 20%
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| Brazilian faith healer and serial sex criminal | John of God | 20%
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| Orange County's fascist politician | John Schmitz | 20%
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| Deeply religious reality TV star and horrific child sexual predator | Josh Duggar | 20%
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| Cult leader and racketeer whose female followers branded themselves with his initials | Keith Raniere | 20%
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| Cult leader, prankster, and "game caller" who may have been working with the CIA | Marion Petty (The Finders) | 20%
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| The self-proclaimed "Health ranger" who runs fake news website Natural News | Mike Adams | 20%
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| "The Jeffrey Epstein of the fashion world" | Peter Nygard | 20%
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| Conservative culture warrior who inspired the Serena Joy character in A Handmaid's Tale | Phyllis Schlafly | 20%
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| Latin American military dictator, responsible for over 40,000 murders | Rafael Trujillo | 20%
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| The Nazi that designed the Holocaust, called "The young, evil god of death" | Reinhard Heydrich | 20%
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| Founder of a children's organization that facilitated decades of sexual assault | Robert Baden-Powell (The Boy Scouts) | 20%
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| Founder of a magazine that recruited mercenaries and allowed people to hire hitmen | Robert Brown (Soldier of Fortune) | 20%
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| Political strategist and advisor to Donald Trump with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back | Roger Stone | 20%
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| High school history teacher who turned his class into teenage fascists as an experiment | Ron Jones (The Third Wave) | 20%
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| British nobleman responsible for the death of over a million Irish people | Sir Charles Trevelyan | 20%
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| Sports/entertainment mogul, famous for worker exploitation and sexual assault | Vince McMahon {WWE) | 20%
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| Infamous Romanian ruler, slaughtered and tortured numerous people | Vlad Dracula (Vlad the Impaler) | 20%
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| Radioactivity based medical quack | William Bailey | 20%
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| Dangerous breathing technique teacher who abandoned his children | Wim Hof | 20%
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