| Hint | Province | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Are they speaking English? Irish? Hobbit language? Oh well, let's go whale watching. | Newfoundland and Labrador | 100%
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| We get it, you're French and invented poutine. Now please, fill in all these potholes. | Quebec | 100%
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| Do you like mosquitoes, empty flat land, and an above-average homicide rate? Come to this province! | Manitoba | 92%
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| Everyone is sad and overweight, and everywhere is a sectioned-off forest owned by the Irving family. But hey, at least they've got lobsters. | New Brunswick | 92%
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| Lighthouses, lobsters, pine trees, tourist traps, and old people. No, it isn't Maine. | Nova Scotia | 92%
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| Whether it be an annoying bureaucrat, unemployed young rapper, or reckless driver on the 401, you know they're all full of themselves. | Ontario | 92%
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| Available jobs for the average person here: farmer, agriculturalist, crop grower, or assistant mayor of Moose Jaw. | Saskatchewan | 92%
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| What you get when you combine the redneck culture of Texas, the natural beauty of Colorado, and the wannabe separatism of Alaska. | Alberta | 85%
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| Maybe if they weren't busy getting stoned all the time, they could work on making homes more affordable and putting out wildfires. | British Columbia | 85%
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| Whatever, they grow a lot of potatoes. I was just in Idaho for skiing season. | Prince Edward Island | 85%
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