Canadian Province Stereotypes

Lighthouses, lobsters, pine trees, tourist traps, and old people. No, it isn't Maine.

Whether it be an annoying bureaucrat, unemployed young rapper, or reckless driver
on the 401, you know they're all full of themselves.

Available jobs for the average person here: farmer, agriculturalist, crop grower,
or assistant mayor of Moose Jaw.

We get it, you're French and invented poutine. Now please, fill in all these potholes.

Do you like mosquitoes, empty flat land, and an above-average homicide rate?
Come to this province!

What you get when you combine the redneck culture of Texas, the natural beauty of
Colorado, and the wannabe separatism of Alaska.

Are they speaking English? Irish? Hobbit language? Oh well, let's go whale watching.

Maybe if they weren't busy getting stoned all the time, they could work on making
homes more affordable and putting out wildfires.

Everyone is sad and overweight, and everywhere is a sectioned-off forest owned by
the Irving family. But hey, at least they've got lobsters.

Whatever, they grow a lot of potatoes. I was just in Idaho for skiing season.