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"it was a big year for babies. Porky's had come out"
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Phyllis
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"Mom, I need you to make a ton of pesto for a pesto party for all my friends"
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Ryan
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"Stop calling me so I can put on my damn socks"
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Hank
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"Andy has been calling me Plop for so long, he forgot my real name"
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Pete
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"Got cat turd collector written all over him"
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Dwight
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"I am here to talk about Suck It"
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David
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"The fallacy is that it is up to the steamroller. It is up to the object whether it will be flattened or not"
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Robert
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"I'm a Director. Which, on a film set, is the highest title there is"
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Andy
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"I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder"
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Meredith
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"You're a nice guy, Jim, but you have no idea how to vacation"
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Stanley
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"More like, "Hey, everyone, let's get your boss laid" Saturday"
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Toby
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"Just like a man. Wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on"
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Jo
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"it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else"
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Karen
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"Or that the sport doesn't exist? I should've known. Poopball?"
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Michael
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"I'm a huge alligator nerd"
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Todd
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"Yeah, Oscar's in big trouble"
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Kevin
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"Planking is one of those things where, eh, you either get it or you don't. And I don't"
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Erin
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"get out of my nook!"
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Kelly
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"I like to use Sticky Quips as regular Post-It notes when I am in a fun mood"
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Gabe
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"Him, you say? Don't think a woman can be a leader?"
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Nellie
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"Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay"
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Oscar
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"And then an older gentleman asks you, boxers or briefs?"
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Jim
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"Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull. Am I right? Later, skater"
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Creed
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"Oh, it works. Him and me, all right, we are crazy in love"
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Darryl
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"last night he was tired and just wanted a little Mexican brought in"
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Angela
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"I'm the princess, and the queen"
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Jan
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"Pass curvy metal piece you will"
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Holly
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"Everyone I know who skis is dead"
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Deangelo
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"For the past few months, I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA"
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Pam
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"No, I prefer Fart"
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Clark
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