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Countries Described By A Five-Year Old

Can you guess these countries which were described by a mere toddler?
Credit to my very intelligent five-year-old brother, Lukas
Some descriptions are altered a bit to remove 'um' and unrecognizable words
Underscores replace the country's name in the description
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Last updated: December 4, 2024
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They speak Chinese and they eat _____ food that doesn't taste good.
China
I don't live in the ______ _____, I live in Texas!
United States
I think they're in Texas and they have tacos because Texas has tacos
Mexico
The people are short and the buildings are tall. They have a lot of kangaroos that jump super high! *starts jumping*
Australia
It has so many waffles and the flag has three stripes, but it's super far away in.. *struggles to pronounce Europe*
Germany
Kw-krg-gwy...I can't read this word!
Kyrgyzstan
It's like Minecraft because it's in the Nether. Are the people there mean?
Netherlands
The capital is like the same name as the place we go to eat every time. Wait, why is it called 'south'?
South Korea
I think it's super hot over there. And it's even taller than my dad!
Chile
It looks like a sword and it's in the middle of a big lake
Cyprus
It's really big so it has a lot of buildings, and it's below the super big lake
Algeria
The flag is super ugly and the name is too weird
Eswatini
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16 Comments
KiloNova
+3
Level 61
Dec 4, 2024
In case you're totally confused:

For number 5, the 'waffles' my brother was talking about were actually stroopwafels.

For number 8, Little Seoul was being reffered to.

For number 11, my brother was reffering to the Caspean Sea.

Number 12 is just impossible.

I hope you didn't pull your hair out taking this quiz.

SonyVondern
+1
Level 76
Dec 4, 2024
If I must say the absolute truth, Kilo, your brother Lukas is an [very bad word].

Flabbergasted at the waffles one not being Belgium.

KiloNova
+1
Level 61
Dec 4, 2024
Why do you say that? He is but why do you say that?
SonyVondern
+1
Level 76
Dec 4, 2024
I must say, it must be the truth. I was extremely flabbergasted at such explanations, I thought to myself that these are stupid explanations. For that, I was extremely infuriated as such flabbergastation, so I had to flush it down with what I have to say the most.

I had to say it, otherwise every glass item within a five-metre radius would be shattered. Yes, they were quite expensive, and I really resisted the temptation to break them, for that would be a waste of money and hospital bills.

And plus, Kilo, the "very bad word" I was going to use was "asinine person," but I thought that would be too hard for you and your brother to understand.

In the end though, kudos for your brother knowing these countries and being able to explain them, as opposed to my grade-level mates who have never heard half of these place.

SonyVondern
+1
Level 76
Dec 4, 2024
And also, how the hell did he get Algeria for #11?
KiloNova
+1
Level 61
Dec 4, 2024
Ask my brother.

'Asinine person' sounds really suspicous...(he is one tho)

YjGMD
+1
Level 57
Dec 4, 2024
I missed three. Shoutout to him for even knowing eswatini existed.
KiloNova
+3
Level 61
Dec 4, 2024
He didn't. I just gave him a brief summary for that one 😅
MetallicStar
+1
Level 55
Dec 4, 2024
This is a really fun quiz!!! 😂😂😂😂
hi111223
+1
Level 70
Dec 4, 2024
Fun quiz
Xtrordinary
+1
Level 75
Dec 4, 2024
I dont even know how I got the second to last and the third to last
LuckyCat
+1
Level 72
Dec 4, 2024
Cuba could work for the sword one. And Japan.
KiloNova
+1
Level 61
Dec 4, 2024
Yah. However my five year old brother happens to know the difference between an ocean and a 'lake'.
Amphi64
+1
Level 33
Dec 5, 2024
Wait... It is really called south ? I thought it was only north, I spent my holidays here last year.
barmanitan
+1
Level 84
Dec 5, 2024
Are the explanations yours or his? Bc if yours stroopwafels are Dutch and surely he meant the Mediterranean not the Caspian?
KiloNova
+1
Level 61
Dec 5, 2024
Read the title.

And read the top comment. I specifically stated he meant the Mediterranean Sea.

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