Good thing I added a cavaet about controversial questions, because I knew this would happen. I'm not going to change the answer for this one, but I might make a slightly more sensable sequel one day.
Immediately googling dripstone caves they exist in real life, e.g. in Frankfurt
And it seems pretty crazy to me to say you can't have a suspicous stew in real life. You and dog are more acceptable on technicalities but I would make them both
Stew can be suspicious irl. Pine trees do exist in Minecraft, although they do not have their own wood type. I do indeed exist in Minecraft, as I have an account. Dogs aren’t in Minecraft (officially it is Wolf, and Tamed Wolf), however I would vie for that question being changed as well.
So, on the hot takes:
Dogs pretty much do exist in Minecraft
And it seems pretty crazy to me to say you can't have a suspicous stew in real life. You and dog are more acceptable on technicalities but I would make them both