| Hint | Character | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| The useless one/The sweary woman of Whitehall | Terri Coverly | 98%
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| Omnishambles/Glummy Mummy | Nicola Murray | 95%
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| The beige power ranger/Looks like a Quentin Blake illustration | Ollie Reeder | 95%
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| Bagpuss/Uncle Bulgaria | Glenn Cullen | 92%
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| The Goebbels of the Gorbals/The Matrix | Malcolm Tucker | 85%
|
| Sweaty octopus/Bentally Ill | Ben Swaine | 84%
|
| If he's a viking he's King Cnut/The Cheater | Peter Mannion | 83%
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| Captain Mark Philips/Rupert Brooke | Phil Smith | 78%
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| The brushed aluminium cyber pr.... | Dan Miller | 76%
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| The political equivalent of the house wine at a suburban Indian restaurant | Hugh Abbot | 75%
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| Self-serving, crypto-fascist, horse-loving, posh, weekend at daddy's, vacuous nothing | Emma Messinger | 73%
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| Sue Barker's little sister | Robyn Murdoch | 70%
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| Mr Political Correctness gone boring | Stewart Pearson | 69%
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| The Node of Node Hall | Julius Nicholson | 61%
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| He has obsessive repulsive disorder | Steve Fleming | 60%
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| Captain Scarlett | Fergus Williams | 48%
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| He has a less stupid name than Captain Oates | Mr Tickel | 36%
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| Looks like a shepherd dressed up to meet the queen | Geoff Holhurst | 25%
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