| Lesson | Story | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Only date an ugly person if they're wealthy, true love only matters for attractive people | Beauty and the Beast | 70%
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| The only way to feel good about yourself and shrug off racist torments is if you eventually become attractive in the eyes of others | The Ugly Duckling | 70%
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| If you don't already regret recklessly having kids and then abandoning them because you can't take care of them, you'll definitely want them back when they become rich | Hansel and Gretel | 57%
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| You have no control over your own life, you are at the mercy of others | Cinderella | 52%
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| Follow the path others tell you to follow, or else you'll suffer terrible consequences | Little Red Riding Hood | 48%
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| Or: If you're an irresponsible parent and release your child into a dangerous situation, it's okay because strangers with weapons live nearby if danger crops up | Little Red Riding Hood | 48%
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| If you steal, you'd better be ready to murder too | Jack and the Beanstalk | 39%
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| If someone in your family is a problem, throw them out and they'll become someone else's problem | Goldilocks and the Three Bears | 30%
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| It's okay to endanger your loved ones if everything eventually works out by wild coincidence with no effort | Rumpelstiltskin | 30%
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| It's okay to renege on a contract if it only harms people you don't know or care about | Pied Piper of Hamelin | 9%
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| When confronted with danger, betray your family to save yourself | Three Billy Goats Gruff | 4%
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