| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems | Alcohol | 93%
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| You tried your best and failed miserably, the point is | never try | 55%
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| Who needs English if you're never going to... | England | 54%
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| It's better to watch stuff than to | do stuff | 51%
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| Is there anything they can't do? | Donuts | 38%
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| The reason we have elected officials is so that we don't have to | think all the time | 36%
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| If it's brown drink it down, if it's black | send it back | 33%
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| Aim so low no one will even care if you | succeed | 26%
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| Sometimes dogs or people hate you | for no reason | 20%
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| It was like that when I got here | 20%
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| Just because you're a lesbian, doesn't make you any less of a | bein' | 19%
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| Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish | Flanders was dead | 19%
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| Trust in yourself and you can | achieve anything | 17%
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| Oh, good idea, boss | 16%
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| Three sentences that will get you through life | Cover for me | 13%
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| Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're... | prejudiced against all races | 13%
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| Don’t make fun of grad students. They just made a.... | terrible life choice | 13%
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| The gift man gives himself | Cheating | 12%
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| One person can make a difference, but most of the time... | probably shouldn't | 6%
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