| Clue | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Who the above is obsessed with | The Waitress | 99%
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| Janitor at the pub | Charlie Kelly | 89%
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| Co-owner of the pub with an extreme temper | Dennis Reynolds | 89%
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| Character also known as "Mac" | Ronald McDonald | 89%
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| Aspiring actress and twin of the above | Deandra Reynolds | 88%
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| Legal step-father of the twins | Frank Reynolds | 88%
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| A priest who has spiraled down over the years thanks to the actions of the Gang. | Matthew Mara | 69%
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| Trans woman who dated one of the gang. | Carmen | 67%
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| Married one of the gang but later divorced because of her "dead tooth". | Maureen Ponderosa | 60%
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| Becomes engaged to the above but the marriage does not happen, after her ex-husband sleeps with her again. | Liam McPoyle | 58%
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| Dee's high school crush who has put on a lot of weight. | Bill Ponderosa | 56%
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| The twins' cousin whom they threw into the dryer and sprinkled salt over. | Gail the Snail | 56%
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| Mother of one of the gang. Used to be a prostitute. | Bonnie Kelly | 55%
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| A lawyer with small hands. | Jack Kelly | 54%
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| Dee's online chat buddy "soldier of fortune" | Ben Smith | 52%
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| Convicted felon who convinces members of the gang to smuggle heroin into the prison. | Luther McDonald | 52%
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| Has a strange addiction of inhaling Pledge furniture cleaner. | Ryan McPoyle | 51%
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| Mac's cousin who outperforms him in every single way. | Country Mac | 50%
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| Deaf-mute sister of the above. | Margaret McPoyle | 50%
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| Accidentally burns her house down and moves in with the above. | Mrs McDonald | 50%
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| A rapper The Gang was convinced was a retarded person. | Lil Kev | 49%
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| Mother of the twins whom is referred to as "whore wife." | Barbara Landgraf Reynolds | 48%
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| Successful fashion designer who used to be morbidly obese in high school. | Ingrid Nelson | 48%
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| A former member of the gang back in high school. | Peter Schmidt | 47%
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| Biological father of the twins | Bruce Mathis | 46%
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| The twins' nazi grandfather. | Heinrich Landgraf | 46%
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| Charlie and Mac's old friend who has become mild-mannered after spending time in a mental institution. | Psycho Pete | 45%
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| An attorney who has a strong dislike for the Gang. | The Lawyer | 43%
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| Prostitute Frank wanted to marry but she later died of an overdose. | Roxy | 39%
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| Aspiring football player who was shot in the leg. | Doyle McPoyle | 33%
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| A senior citizen who played the piano during Charlie's play. | Gladys | 33%
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| Famous singer whom Dee self-tans and wears white shorts for. | Josh Groban | 30%
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| Model who appears in "America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest". | Rex | 28%
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| The "Barfly" who is commonly seen in the background in the bar. | Ernie | 25%
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| Dennis' former roommate who is into anonymous sex. | Jan | 25%
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| Frank's friend that he met under a bridge. | Duncan | 22%
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| Landlord of the above. | Hwang | 19%
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| The above's right hand man. | Z | 19%
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| A deranged, homeless wrestler. | Da Maniac | 18%
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| Frank's older brother. | Gino Reynolds | 17%
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| A nurse who helps Dennis recover after being shot in the head. | Jackie Denardo | 17%
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| Husband of the above. | Nick | 16%
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| Mother of the above. | Aunt Donna | 15%
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| Dated Dee in high school but was dumped because of his acne. | Brad Fisher | 15%
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| A womanizer who dated several bartenders at the same time while robbing their bars. | Colin | 15%
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| High school student that blackmailed Dennis into going to the prom. | Tammy | 15%
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| Pharmacist who slept with the bar owner as part of the D.E.N.N.I.S system | Caylee | 13%
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| A middle-aged toothless man who Dee slept with to get the secret recipe. | Grizzled busman | 11%
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| Critic that wrote a review entitled, "Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia". | Lyle Corman | 11%
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| High school student that asks Dee to the prom to make the above jealous. | Trey | 11%
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| Works for an anti-abortion organization and slept with the above. | Megan | 10%
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| High school student that asked Charlie to the prom. | Sara | 8%
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| Often offers to perform in the nude, even when it is unnecessary. | Artemis Dubois | 7%
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| Son of the above whom Charlie uses in the Big Brothers program to impress his crush. | Tommy Doyle | 7%
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| A girl Charlie slept with in high school. | Stacy Corvelli | 5%
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| The man that died in the pub. | Lional Keane | 4%
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| Granddaughter of the above whom Mac and Dennis lied to about how well they knew her grandfather. | Rebecca Keane | 4%
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| An Israeli businessman who briefly dated Dennis and Dee's mother. | Ari Frankel | 3%
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| Sister of the above who briefly dated Charlie. | Janell Jenkins | 2%
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| Former friend of Dee's who was hired to promote the bar, and turned it into "The Hottest Gay Bar in Philadelphia." | Terrell Jenkins | 2%
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| The principal who hires Dee as a substitute teacher for the teacher above. | Brian McIntyre | 1%
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| High school drama teacher. | Dr. Larry Meyers | 1%
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| Gym teacher the McPoyles accused of molesting them. | Coach Chris Murray | 0%
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