Lamest jokes ever

Name these lame jokes

I have NO IDEA what they mean.

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Answer	Lame Joke Answer
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?	Dam
What do you call a fish with no eyes?	A fsh
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?	A can't opener
Did you here about the Italian chef who died?	He pasta-way
I sold my vacuum the other day.	All it was doing was collecting dust
What is Forrest Gump's email password?	1forrest1
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?	He won the "no-bell" prize
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?	10,000 soles were lost the police said some heels started it

Answer	Lame Joke Answer
What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum?	They're both purple except for the rabbit
I like elephants.	Everything else is irrelephant
What's red and bad for your teeth?	A brick
Two guys walk into a bar.	The third guy ducks
What do you call a fake noodle?	An impasta
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?	For drizzle
Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?	He just needed some space

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