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Finish the Lyrics - Amish Paradise

Type in the blanks for the missing lyrics to the song Amish Paradise by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Time limit is the song length.
Parody of the song Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio.
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Last updated: June 1, 2024
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my _____
grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very _____
plain
But that's just perfect for an _____ like me
Amish
You know, I shun fancy things like ___________
electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' ____
cows
Jebediah feeds the ________ and Jacob plows, fool
chickens
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so ____ that
long
Even Ezekiel thinks that my ____ is gone
mind
I'm a man of the land, I'm into __________
discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a _____ on my chin
beard
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish _____
thine
Then tonight, we're gonna _____ like it's 1699
party
We been spending most our _____
lives
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
I churned ______ once or twice
butter
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
It's hard work and _________
sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
We sell ______ at discount price
quilts
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
A local boy kicked me in the ____ last week
butt
I just smiled at him and I turned the other _____
cheek
I really don't care, in fact I ____ him well
wish
'Cause I'll be ________ my head off when he's burning in Hell
laughing
But I ain't never punched a _______ even if he deserved it
tourist
An _____ with a 'tude?
Amish
You know that's _______ of
unheard
I never wear ________ but I got a cool hat
buttons
And my homies agree I really look good in _____, fool
black
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to _____
tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 _____
years
But we ain't really ______, so please don't point and stare
quaint
We're just technologically ________
impaired
There's no phone, no ______, no motorcar
lights
Not a single ______
luxury
Like ________ ______
Robinson Crusoe
It's as _________ as can be
primitive
We been spending most our _____
lives
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
We're just plain and simple ____
guys
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
There's no ____ for sin and vice
time
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
We don't _____, we all play nice
fight
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
Hitchin' up the _____, churnin' lots of butter
buggy
Raised a ____ on Monday, soon I'll raise another
barn
Think you're really _________?
righteous
Think you're pure in _____?
heart
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as ____ ___
thou art
I'm the pious guy the little ________ wanna be like
Amlettes
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the _________
afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be _____
whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get ________ on your heinie
medieval
We been spending most our _____
lives
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
We're all crazy __________
Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
There's no cops or traffic ______
lights
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
But you'd probably think it _____
bites
Livin' in an Amish ________
paradise
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