| Quote | % Correct |
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| I’m not crazy, my mother {had me tested} | 95%
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| Soft kitty, warm kitty {little ball of fur} | 94%
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| I work there too. Not that anyone {cares} | 85%
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| - Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken. - Yeah, well, your Ken can {kiss my Barbie} | 69%
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| - You look beautiful. - Of course I do. I'm a princess and this is my {tiara} | 68%
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| Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock mashes scissors, scissors decapitated lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizers rock, and as it always has; {rock crushes scissors} | 64%
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| - Hi. Did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi password again? - Yeah, it's Penny eats our food, she can {pay for Wi-Fi} | 60%
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| If it’s "creepy" to use the internet, military satellites and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine {I'm creepy} | 59%
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| One cries because one is sad. I cry because others are stupid and {that makes me sad} | 59%
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| What's the gist {physicist} | 59%
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| I'm glad I got that mocha. And you know what else I'm glad about? I bought you a brownie and I {ate it in the car} | 52%
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| What’s the word {hummingbird} | 51%
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| Actually, Indian Monopoly is just like regular. Except the money is in rupees, and instead of hotels you build {call centers} | 45%
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| - Is that the attitude to helped you get Penny? - No, but I don't have three years to make that gate feel {sorry for me} | 42%
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| You can’t make a half sandwich. If it’s not half of a whole sandwich it’s just a {small sandwich} | 42%
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| If you're keeping him, I've got a cage you can borrow. One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck. It was both {tragic and hysterical} | 18%
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| I have learned what that request actually means and I don't want to be joined to another {object} by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis | 14%
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