Sweeney Todd- easy

Johanna

Mrs. Lovett

the beggars woman

Beadle

Mrs. Lovett and Mr. Pirelli

Judge Turpin and Anthony

Sweeney and Johanna

Merry and Pippin

Lucy

Johanna

Mrs. Lovett

his daughter

Mrs. Lovett

Tobey

Judge Turpin

Barbie

because he stole his throne as the best barber in london

because he ripped him from his family

because he broke his favorite razor

because he didnt laugh at his jokes

the true identity of Mr. Pirelli

the true identity of the Beadle

the true identity of Sweeney

Spongebob

her incredibly stylish hairstyle

her incredibly daring fashion choices

her incredibly bad pies

her insane hacking skills

killing people

eating Mrs. Lovetts pies

rescuing his wife and daughter from his worst enemy

collecting seashells

sniffing women´s hair

being in unconsensual marriages

having a little nice chat with Sweeney

beating his love interests´ love interests up

stating facts

baking priests into her oh so delicious meat pies

giving poor people food

bitch slapping Chris Rock

trapping birds in cages

getting beaten up by his girlfriends´ dad

freeing birds in cages

interrupting

working for abusive employers

watching Mrs. Lovett making meat pies

wearing wigs and selling stuff

expressing his emotions

competing with birds in singing

shooting people

finding her dad and reuniting the family

hanging out with all the other blonde chicks at the mental institution

serving Snape unconditionally

serving Voldemort unconditionally

stinking

getting typecast as the dirty, smelly minion of an "evil for the sake of being evil" kind of villain

selling piss

faking an italian accent

chilling in a chest

abusing children