Countries in a Group Chat #2

Why are people cutting down my Amazon Rainforst :(

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idk, but I'm sorry. I can give you the leaf on my flag if you like.

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I have a whole tree on my flag, you can have that too!

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Hey guys, would it be okay if I invite Portugal to the group? They're kinda lonely with just me.

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Let's invite Gambia as well, they want to join.

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There are many countries who could join, but let's keep it small... like my country.

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Ha, tiny little country. Being the biggest is so nice.

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You could be a little bigger if we ever unite :D

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HELP I'M LOST, what continent am I supposed to be in???

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You should be in Oceania, maybe you'll be a more noticeable island than me.

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Stop spreading misinformation, they should be in Asia. My Sinai Peninsula is Asian, making me transcontinental! But, I actually know what continent I should be in...

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Oh my yap. Anyways, I'm also kinda transcontinental, but mostly in Asia with the rest of my "stan" friends :)

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Did someone say yap? Let me just say my capital city's name... S-

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-STOP. Don't even. We've heard it enough. I could yap about my "longest country name" award, but I won't. It has a nice big S on the front, such a nice letter.

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My name is the same length, only difference is I'm at the heart of Africa and you're on a miniscule island.

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Why so much yapping, and calm down guys. If we're inviting more countries then Lesotho is on the list too.

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Okay, I'll add them all soon. As for now, we should participate in Oktoberfest!

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