| Quote | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| "Don't kick the baby" | Ike Brovlofski | 100%
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| "Screw you guys, I'm going home" | Eric Cartman | 92%
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| "Of course, poopsiekins" | Liane Cartman | 77%
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| "Drugs are bad, mkay" | Mr. Mackey | 60%
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| "Ask Mr. Hat" | Mr. Garrison | 57%
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| "Hey There Fellas!" | Leopold Butters Stotch | 49%
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| "Hey there children!" | Chef | 45%
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| "They don't have tegridy" | Randy Marsh | 42%
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| "Hey Terrance!" | Phillip | 38%
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| "Hey Phillip!" | Terrance | 38%
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| "Howdy Hoooo!" | Mr. Hankey | 37%
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| "Shut up turd!" | Shelley Marsh | 35%
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| "Kick the baby!" | Kyle Brovlofski | 34%
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| "Wow-what a great audience!" | Jimmy Valmer | 28%
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| "My name's not Token" | Tolkien Black | 26%
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| "Breast cancer is an important topic" | Wendy Testaburger | 25%
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| "You see Kyle.." | Gerald Brovlofski | 23%
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| "Hello Bubby!" | Sheila Brovlofski | 22%
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| "I did not commit a micro-aggression" | PC Principal | 18%
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| "Ap-pi-tiz-er!" | Starvin Marvin | 17%
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| "Gobbles!" | Timmy Burch | 17%
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| "Are these wooden desks the only ones availiable?" | Kyle Schwartz | 11%
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| "They're coming right for us!" | Jimbo Kern | 9%
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| *inaudible* | Kenny McKormick | 8%
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| "I love to play!" | Michael Jefferson | 8%
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