Start by naming any country that France borders. Then name any country that borders any of those countries. Then keep going until there are no more countries left to name.
I bet you there will be comments like "cRiMeA iS A pArT oF uKraInE" which will go on until somebody says "rUssIa dOeS nOt ExiSt, iT'S a pArT oF uKrAiNe" and everybody agrees!