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Taskmaster Quotes

Tell me who said these infamous Taskmaster quotes. Your time starts now.
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All information is taken from Season 1-17
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Last updated: August 9, 2024
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Quote
Who said that?
"You'd be able to just run up a tree to the moon"
Greg Davies/Taskmaster
"I'm eye candy and admin"
(Little) Alex Horne/Taskmaster's Assistant
"Is there a duck on my face?"
Judi Love
"Guys, papa don't breach"
Roisin Conaty
"You've got no chutzpah"
Mike Wozniak
"There is an imbalance in the poppability of the balloon"
Guz Khan
"It's a shame that my hands aren't my feet"
Katherine Parkinson
"20 seconds to give a man a soul?"
Alan Davies
"Only elephants and hippos have that kind of tail!"
Daisy May-Cooper
"It stands for, 'Bicycle, my excellent bicycle'"
Joe Thomas
"Camouflage, camouflage, camouflage"
Lolly Adefope
"A lime!"
Phil Wang
"Tree Wizard"
Romesh Ranganathan
"I better activate Jamali"
Sarah Kendall
"That potato would've been all rim and bounced out"
Doc Brown
Quote
Who said that?
"Do we strike you?"
Bob Mortimer
"Please don't take it away from me"
Joe Wilkinson
"I guess the problem is that time only has two hands"
Charlotte Ritchie
"How much does water weigh?" / "How Heavy is the water?"
Jessica Knappet/ Kiell Smith-Bynoe
"I've panicked and opened a lemon up"
Ed Gamble
"Have I met these potatoes before?"
Fern Brady
"Brace, brace, brace!"
Jenny Eclair
"No, because I'm not trapped in a loveless marriage"
Frankie Boyle
"One on the barge pole... for me"
Kiell Smith-Bynoe
"Thirty grand, baby!"
Susan Wokoma
"Are you a child of divorce?"
Sam Campbell
"Please don't make me fart in the dark, listening to my own name"
Sue Perkins
"Daddy Horne outside doing f*ck all"
Joanne McNally
"I don't have a f*cking clue what's going on"
Sophie Willan
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1 Comments
MovieQuizGuy
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Jun 12, 2024
This quiz is very hard if you've never learned the contestants' last names.
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