Would I Lie To You?

I once accidentally bought a horse

This is the set of keys I carry around with me every day. I know what every single one is for, apart from one

I once invented a language so I could speak with my sister in secret. I even gave this language its own name.

I once paid for some tapas with a Nissan Micra

For three weeks, I was listed as a missing person by Interpol

As a teenager, I used to terrorise my neighbourhood with a game I invented called "Theft and Shrubbery"

I like pens. And I like to know where my pens are. For this reason, I have a three-point pen policy

I once spent a night in a bush in Basingstoke

I once had a snog with one of the people here on Would I Lie To You tonight

Name who the above person kissed

When I meet someone for the very first time I automatically make a mental note of what animal I think they are. Once it's in, I never forget it.

What animal did the above person use to describe guest Jamie Laing?

What animal did the above person use to describe captain Lee Mack?

What animal did the above person use to describe guest Tracy-Ann Oberman?

What animal did the above person use to describe host Rob Brydon?

What animal did the above person use to describe guest Rhod Gilbert?

What animal did the above person use to describe captain David Mitchell?

When I'm feeling tired, I photograph myself to see how tired I look. I then compare it to other photographs I've taken to see how tired I actually am.

This is Zazie and we once had a trial together for a professional ladies' football team, but we didn't make the grade

I was once unable to wave at Prince Charles because I was holding a wounded seagull