| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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| "Remember Andrew, be afraid of things" | Barbara Glouberman | 74%
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| "I 100% fuck my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call ‘the husband stitch’. Then, I take two Ziploc bags and I fill them with Amy’s Organic Lentil Soup, which I microwave to exactly 98.6 degrees is not enough to burn you, but just enough to feel warm and inviting. Then I place them in the slit of the pillow. There’s another slit in the back, but that’s only for my birthday." | Jay Bilzerian (1) | 71%
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| "They're saying I'm a serial killer but I'm just a chronic masturbator" | Andrew Glouberman (1) | 66%
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| "Quick, stuff your bra with bacon. Boys love bacon" | Connie | 56%
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| "No! Oh, fuck a duck. I’m gonna go, well, I’m gonna go fuck a duck" | Maury | 51%
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| "I'm what's known in the medical community as a man baby" | Coach steve | 48%
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| "You guys realise DNA is a hoax created by gay scientists, right?" | Jay Bilzerian (2) | 46%
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| "I got it at Topman yet it screams bottom" | Matthew MacDell | 46%
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| "Being a woman is misery" | The Statue of Liberty | 44%
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| "Well, if you're a pussy and you're a gaping asshole, must be the world's luckiest taint" | Elliot Birch | 43%
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| "I like it when things are as bad for you as they are for me" | Andrew Glouberman (2) | 40%
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| "I will bash your brain into a smoothie and drink your thoughts" | Lola Ugfuglio Skumpy | 40%
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| "Show her you like her, kick her in the shins" | Rick | 39%
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| "RAGE RAGE FUCKING RAGE" | Maury and Andrew | 36%
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| "Ugh, my brain is a tuna melt" | Jessi Glaser | 35%
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| "All I wanted was a blow job at a high school party, is that such a crime" | Daniel | 34%
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| "I'm a gaping asshole, respect my truth" | Judd Birch | 34%
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| "When you were a baby she made you personalised titty cocktails" | Duke Ellington | 32%
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| I may have bitten off more than I can fuck, or is it I may have fucked off more than I can chew?" | Jay Bilzerian (3) | 32%
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| "If I was gonna fuck a turkey I would warm it up like a goddamn gentleman" | Jay Bilzerian (4) | 32%
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| "Love dies, let's bury the body together" | Guy Bilzerian | 29%
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| "Sit on his face and use that hair as a seatbelt" | Mona | 28%
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| "gender is like pasta" | Harry (the camp counselor) | 25%
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| "If everyone ate just a little more pussy the world would be a better place, baby" | Ladybug | 23%
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| "Tick-tock it's dick punch o'clock and I don't like to be late" | Missy Foreman-Greenwald | 23%
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| "Reality is only a construct" | Caleb | 20%
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| "I love how much you inspire me to jack off" | Nick Birch | 20%
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