| Said by | Quote | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|---|
| Allen Gamble | Hey, Terry, I did it! I did my first ____ ___! That's a real thing, right? | Desk Pop | 89%
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| Highsmith | Hey, you shut your face! If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up your )butt( and work your mouth like a ______!! You hear me?! You hear me?! | Puppet | 89%
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| Allen Gamble | I'll tell you what I did as a little kid. I went to school, I made my bed, and at age eleven I _______ my parents. And believe me, there were some discrepancies. And I was grounded. | Audited | 83%
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| Danson | Aim for the ______. | Bushes | 83%
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| Terry Hoitz | No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your )pee( hitting the urinal, it sounds ________. If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, I'd go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tune, I'd swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking EAT you! And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend. | Feminine | 83%
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| Hal | You get back here and you ____ ____ to my wife!! | Make Love | 83%
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| Terry Hoitz | You can't keep me cooped up in here, ok!! I am a _______, you gotta let me fly!! | Peacock | 83%
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| Terry Hoitz | I don't remember a movie where Meg Ryan meets a guy with _____ ___ up his )butt(. | Poison Ivy | 83%
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| Terry Hoitz | Did you yell '_______' when you hit the accelerator? | America | 72%
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| Detective Martin | Right now, the streets are a blood bath... and statistically speaking -there's about 30 kids in here- 10 of you are gonna be ____ before your next birthday. | Dead | 72%
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| Allen Gamble | Anybody see this? He's got a gun on me. I'm being kidnapped. Really, we're in a _____ _______ and no one is interested in this? | Police Station | 72%
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| Detective Fosse | Got a couple of tips to help you guys stay out of jail. Number 1: try your hardest to not be _____ or Hispanic. | Black | 67%
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| Allen Gamble | [*singing*] I gave my love to Erin; she promised to be true; I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers; had their way with her; [*with chorus*] it was __________. | Consensual | 61%
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| Narrator | Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsmith jumped. Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death. Maybe their egos pushed them off. I don't know, but that )crap( was _____. | Crazy | 61%
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| Allen Gamble | Oh, look he's _____! | Flying | 61%
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| Captain Gene | One more thing: do me a favor; don't go chasing _________. | Waterfalls | 61%
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| Ershon | You could let me go, and I'll give you 10 million dollars each, it's not a _____. | Bribe | 56%
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| Allen Gamble | Gator needs his ___, you punk-)butt( )TWIT(. | Gat | 56%
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| Ershon | I have a small apartment. No one knows about it. I use it mainly for my parents and ___________... not at the same tine, that would be wrong. | Prostitutes | 56%
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| Terry Hoitz | I'm talking about my life. The corner I run on 4th and 3rt Av., it hums. It's Terry's intersection. And the traffic guys, they're good guys. There's this one guy, Phillip, he can pee in the urinal from ___ ____. You got to see it, Allen, you got to! | 20 Feet | 50%
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| Hal | ________!!! You idiot!! You come to our house, you get my wife's name right!! | Christinith | 50%
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| -Terry Hoitz-Allen Gamble -Terry Hoitz | -I mean, when you hear hooves, you think horses, not zebras.-What about donkeys? Or deer? They have hooves. What about bovine creatures? ... Were you just thinking to yourself '____ ____'? -Yeah... | Fresh Start | 44%
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| Ershon | We were going to do Chechen version of Dora the Explorer. It went ______ wrong. | Terribly | 44%
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| -Terry Hoitz-Don Beaman -Terry Hoitz | -You listen to me, you Windsor knot-wearing monkey! You play squash with Ershon, right?! Your kids go to school with his?! How would you know if he's clean or not!?!-I will take a look at your evidence and I will take a second look at the finacials. -And when I come back and bust your )rear(, we're locking David Ershon in the _______ _______!!! | Federal Reserve | 39%
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| -Allen Gamble-Terry Hoitz -Allen Gamble | -You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say can be used... Um... What's the next part?-As a ________ _____. -As a ________ _____. ... Oh, you know what, that's *very* funny. | Floatation Device | 39%
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| Allen Gamble | You learned to dance like that _____________? | Sarcastically | 39%
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| Mama Ramos | No more! He says things I can't say! It involves a mannequin hand, and an electric shaver... taped to a ____ ____! | Golf Club | 28%
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| Terry Hoitz | Why don't you step back, man? You touch [Allen], I swear )------( I'm gonna beat the )crap( out of you with ______ ____! | Allen's Head | 22%
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| Ershon | That's ____. ____'s worse than if it's sharp. | Blunt | 11%
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| Terry Hoitz | Stop being so _______ happy about doing )crap( work, you moron. | Overtly | 11%
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