| Description | How to get it | Name | % Correct |
|---|---|---|---|
| Enjoy your stay! | Join the game for the first time. | Welcome | 94%
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| Are you enjoying your stay? | Join the game one day or more after your first visit. | Welcome Back | 80%
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| You're just getting started. | Die for the first time. | One Of Many | 76%
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| You'll get used to it. | Die ten times. | Ten Of Many | 70%
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| That's more like it! | Die a hundred times. | Hundred Of Many | 68%
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| Dibs! | Steal a closet from another player by entering it before them during a Rush/Ambush attack. | Betrayal | 64%
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| Coming back for seconds! | Survive an attack from Ambush. | Rebound | 64%
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| Play a run with a friend. | Play a round with at least one friend. | Buddy System | 62%
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| But you can't.. um... uhm... uhh.... | Survive an attack from Seek. | You Can Run | 62%
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| I can't feel my legs. | Reach A-1000 in The Rooms. | A-1000 (or ???) | 58%
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| I have unfinished business. | Use a Revive. | Back From The Dead | 58%
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| And stay out! | Hide in a closet for too long. | Eviction Notice | 56%
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| I'm walkin' here! | Survive an attack from Rush. | Out Of My Way | 56%
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| Could you not be yourself for five minutes?! | Crucify Screech | I Hate You | 52%
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| This is just the beginning. | Escape the hotel. | Rock Bottom | 52%
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| And one step back. | Survive an attack from Halt. | Two Steps Forward | 52%
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| That sucked... but hey, check out this cool flashlight! | Exit the Rooms after A-200 | Back On Track | 50%
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| I think I'm lost. | Enter The Rooms | Detour | 50%
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| Well that just happened. | Encounter Glitch. | Error | 50%
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| Join the LSPLASH group and get a free revive! | Join the group called "LSPLASH". | Group Member | 50%
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| Last chance to look at me. | Survive an attack from Eyes. | Look At Me | 48%
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| Ooga booga! | Find Jack in a closet. | Meet Jack | 46%
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| Hello there little spider! | Find Timothy in a drawer. | Meet Timothy | 46%
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| Now I can go to college! | Fill up Jeff's donation jar | Pls Donate | 46%
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| Quick, behind that conveniently shaped lamp! | Hide from Rush/Ambush without a closet/bed. | In Plain Sight | 44%
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| I figured that wouldn't work for long... | (unsuccessfully) Crucify Figure | All Figured Out | 42%
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| My heart beats stronger... | Use the Green Herb in the infirmary room. | Herb Of Viridis | 42%
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| Enjoy, future me! | Place an item in the Rift in Door 100. | Interconnected | 42%
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| Peek-a-boo! | Survive an attack from Screech. | I See You | 42%
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| Sit down for a moment. | (unsuccessfully) Crucify Seek. | Take A Breather | 42%
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| Well this is awkward... | Encounter Dupe behind a fake door. | Wrong Room | 42%
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| Guys, wait up!!! | Encounter Void by being left behind. | It Stares Back | 40%
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| Careful not to make a sound! | Get past Door 50 | Sshh! | 40%
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| Shut up, thanks. | Crucify Ambush. | Unbound | 40%
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| The duper becomes... the dupee. | Crucify Dupe | Outwitted | 36%
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| That was a weird dream. | Beat Super Hard Mode from April Fools 2023 | Survival The Jeff The Killer | 36%
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| I don't feel like dealing with you. | Crucify Halt | Two Steps Ahead | 36%
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| I banish thee! | Crucify an entity. | Evil Be Gone | 32%
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| I'm the one for the job. | Complete the Door 100 breaker puzzle in under a minute | Expert Technician | 32%
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| Thank you, come again! | Buy an item from Jeff in Room 51. | Supporting Small Businesses | 28%
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| You're not that guy, pal. | Crucify Rush. | Stay Out Of My Way | 24%
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| That probably wasn't the best use of one of those. | Crucify Eyes | You Can't See Me | 20%
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