Random Movie Quotes

"I almost fell down a well yesterday, mom"

"This is not the way to my fucking house, Kurt!"

"It's no use, Jo!"

"Yeah, I killed Fran, but I guess I didn't."

"Who's Morales?"

"This is your song as well, Farleigh, come finish it."

"1 winner. 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast."

"WHAT is General Grant doing on the thermostat?!?"

"Get him a body bag!"

"Your mother would have wanted you to have it. It's half of her breastplate."

"I don't have boobs, these are pectorals."

"Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note."

"Juvie was insane. Once, a girl tried to kill me with rat poison, so I took her outside and I punched her 'til she died."

"I myself, was once a gay."

"That's America's ass."

"Bread makes you fat?"

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

"Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you-flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag."

"You're supposed to be my lab partner."

"Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?"

"I am going to eat your soul... and SHIT IT OUT, Lesnicky!"

"It's like trying to catch smoke...like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands."

"When my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are! Which is ooo-glay!"

"That's a bold move, Cotton."

"That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen."

"Rock stars have kidnapped my son!"

"I'm into dating women with mental health right now."

"Theres no crying! There's no crying in baseball!"

"I can see your toner through those jeans!"

"The world's first unmanned flying desk set."