Things I Have An Entirely Average Opinion Of

This fast food restaurant has decent roast beef sandwiches.

You use them in 3rd grade art class and then forget they exist when you discover colored pencils.

This literary genre is very boring, yet informative.

This seasoning is abundant in chips, but if you put just 1 mg of it in something like a milkshake, it'll taste revolting.

You sit on these.

These replace retail workers and work correctly 97% of the time. The other 3%, you have to look at the product you just paid for dangling on the edge of its row.

This color looks good in nature, but pretty much nowhere else.

This product moisturizes you, but why would you want that?

The most annoying and somehow most practical utensil.

With the exception of games like Clash Royale, most of these are lame.

This music genre is the most popular, yet it's always hit or miss.

The only reason so many people eat this is because theaters have made it the norm.

This social media app lets you interact with any community, as long as you're prepared for that community to be extremely toxic.

These should be ridiculously fun to throw at people, but they never break when they hit.

These taste fine, but if I'm craving candy, it's not because I want to suck on something.

I wouldn't be able to see 2 feet in front of me without these, but they smudge every 5 minutes.

It can feel strange wearing something on your head, but sometimes it's worth it to have something to block the sun.

This has no real use other than tides and werewolves I guess.

No one cares about this shape, but if you add one more side, you get one of the most recognizable shapes (because of the stop sign).

This singer was in her prime when she only sang about boys. Now she sings about how everyone hates her.