| Quote | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| "I didn't just masturbate in the study room. I masturbated everywhere!" | Chang | 100%
|
| "How about I pound you like a boy? That didn't come out right" | Troy | 100%
|
| "I lived in New York, Troy. I know what a 'baggle' is" | Britta | 98%
|
| "Abed, have you been racist this whole time while I'm telling everybody at church what a sweet little caramel angel you are?" | Shirley | 98%
|
| "Six seasons and a movie" | Abed | 96%
|
| "I'll show you the tool that's most important to survival. But fair warning - it's my penis" | Pierce | 96%
|
| "Troy and Abed are in mourning" | Troy and Abed | 96%
|
| "I agree with brown Jamie Lee Curtis" | Jeff | 90%
|
| "You could have lived the rest of your life in blissful ignorance and died a happy pansexual imp" | Vice Dean | 90%
|
| "Pop! Pop!" | Magnitude | 88%
|
| " 'You're not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can't do a basket toss to save your life' " | Annie | 84%
|
| "Ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha! GAY MARRIAGE!" | Dean Pelton | 82%
|
| "I actually withdraw my candidacy. I fear a political career will shine a negative light on my drug dealing" | Starburns | 78%
|
| "I got a real big penis and I drink lots of tea" | Duncan | 69%
|
| "Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin!" | Elroy | 65%
|