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"White trash" man's redeeming qualities become more apparent as he searches for his parents
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Joe Dirt
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Based on the popular 1970 cartoon, a girl group realise their songs are disseminating subliminal messages
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Josie and the Pussycats
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Woman hopelessly seeks love within a year and keeps a journal about it
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Bridget Jones' Diary
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Tom Green's critically-panned "masterpiece." A slacker wants to be a professional cartoonist and falsely accuses his father of abusing his brother
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Freddy Got Fingered
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Sequel to the 1999 film about an evil preserved human
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The Mummy Returns
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Green ogre must rescue a princess to get his land back
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Shrek
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Tora! Tora! Tora!, only (A) directed by Michael Bay, (B) inferior, and (C) historically inaccurate
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Pearl Harbor
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Set in 1900, a young poet and writer falls for a cabaret actress
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Moulin Rouge!
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Based on the best-selling 1996 video game, our heroine tries to obtain ancient artifacts from the Illuminati
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
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The first in a long-running series of crime action films starring the late Paul Walker
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The Fast and the Furious
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Also based on a video game, the characters are very realistic CGI
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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
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Sorority girl tries to win her boyfriend back by getting a doctorate in law
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Legally Blonde
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Astronaut crash-lands on Ashlar, an exoplanet dominated by Pan troglodytes
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Planet of the Apes
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Shy teenager learns that she is heir to a European throne
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The Princess Diaries
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Sequel to the 1999 film about a virginity-losing pact, Stifler et al. attempt to have the greatest summer party ever
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American Pie 2
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Mariah Carey's reviled vanity project (she blamed the attacks on its failure)
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Glitter
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Narcissistic model is brainwashed into an assassination attempt
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Zoolander
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Human child enters top-secret "scaring" facility and must be returned home
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Monsters, Inc.
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First Harry Potter film
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
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Two friends plan to steal $150 million from a casino owner (the original, from 1960, starred the Rat Pack)
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Ocean's Eleven
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In Middle-earth, Dark Lord Sauron seeks the One Ring
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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Oscar winner, based on the life of Nobel Laureate John Nash
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A Beautiful Mind
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A schoolboy with an exceptional IQ must save all of Earth's parents from egg-like aliens
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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
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During the Somali Civil War, the US military launches a raid to capture a militia leader
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Black Hawk Down
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