Seinfeld: Who said it?

These pretzels are making me thirsty. (First character to say it)

Well, let's start the insanity.

When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.

Feels like an Arby's night.

Because they're Jujyfruit. I like them.

My dream is to become hopeless.

That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.

It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.

It's not a lie if you believe it.

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!

Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

When you control the mail, you control... information.

It's the Kung Pao. George likes his chicken spicy.

Well I got a flash for ya joy boy: Party time is over.

Three squares? You can't spare three squares??

You're a rabid anti-dentite!

You got the A, B, C, the D. That's the biggest.

I think this is the same one I gave him. He recycled this gift. He's a regifter!

Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.

Yama hama, it's fright night!

Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!