Krusty the Clown Quotes

"I will personally _____ into every fiftieth burger!"

"Is it a _____ to be illiterate?"

"Homer gave me a _____ - it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due - but still, a lovely gesture."

"My _____ is dirty. Buy me a clean one."

"Look, I give people a _____-like burger, and some kind of cola. And they still get their change back from their fifty.

"We're going to the greatest place on earth..._____!"

"You know, I'd like to thank _____ for all of my success. Even though I never worshipped or believe in him in any way."

"I lost to channel _____?! What the hell is that?

"Yeah, great. Now I need a new _____. Get me a lemur, or a marmot. Or Tom Green."

"Cause Krusty's out of here for the summer! In the meantime, we'll be running..._____ Krusty."

"Sex _____! I thought they closed that place down years ago!"

"Hang on, kid. I got a _____ in my head."

"I thought they were due! The game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a _____ for Pete's sake!"

"I work like I drink - alone, but with a _____ watching me."

"Listen kid, I'm not the kind of _____ who, you know, does things, or says stuff or looks at ya."