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why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
she kept running away from the ball
what do elves learn in school?
the elf-abet
why shouldn't you write a broken pen?
because it's pointless
why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
because he's always lion
what did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner
what do you call a sad strawberry?
a blue berry
how do you organize a space party?
you planet
what do clouds wear under their shorts?
thunder wear
why do mushrooms get invited to every party?
because they are so fungus
why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet?
because he always got lost at C
what do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
nacho cheese
why should you never play poker at the zoo?
there are too many cheetahs
what's an egg's favorite vacation spot?
New Yolk City
what's the shortest month of the year?
May
what does a pig put on a dry skin?
oinkment
How do you open a banana?
a mon-key
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop
what do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta
why did the chicken run across the road?
to get to the other side faster
why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because chickens didn't exist yet
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
he didn't have the guts
why can't basketball players go on vacation?
they aren't allowed to travel
Where is a basketball player’s favorite place to eat?
Dunkin’ Donuts
What does Guardiola do with the Manchester City team during half time?
he gives them a pep talk
what do you call minecraft on mute?
mimecraft
Why can't you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?
Because they are always blocking
Why does Cristiano Ronaldo always cleans his house?
he can't stand it looking Messi
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Seabra
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Jun 12, 2023
this is the best quiz ever
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