The Office (U.S) Quotes Quiz- Who said it?

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

"’R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk.'”

“Did I stutter?”

“Everything I have I owe to this job… this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.”

“I normally don’t enjoy making people laugh.”

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.”

“Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.”

“I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid.”

“Oh, you’re paying way too much for worms. Who’s your worm guy?”

“How is it possible that in five years, I’ve had two engagement rings and only one chair?”

“I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.”

“Hey everybody, he’s not in the men’s room. Although the seat was warm, so we may have just missed him.”

“Rit-dit-dit-do-doo!”

"The real crime, I think, was the beard.”