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Tooltip
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Glove
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The glove that you were born with.
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Default
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The gloves that you were born with.
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Dual
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A makeshift glove forged from the diamonds that you stole.
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Diamond
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shhhh, he's sleeping
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ZZZZZZZ
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The glove you were born with but longer
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Extended
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never step on a brick
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Brick
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I always thought a glove was supposed to keep your hands warm.
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Snow
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"so you're telling me that they are supposed to fly the OTHER way?"
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Pull
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"gotta go fast"
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Flash
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boing
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Spring
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"YOU STOLE MY POSITION!"
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Swapper
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"This glove can take a heavy pounding."
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Bull
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"rng moment".
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Dice
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This is either the soul of an ancient demon manifested as a hand or balloon shaped like a hand.
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Ghost
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It's actually just a cooking gauntlet with candy taped on it.
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Thanos
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zap zap
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Stun
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Literally One Large and Bangin' Obliterating Mine Baton
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L.O.L.B.O.M.B
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"Oi Josuke, I deleted myself and my stand. Now, I'm a hand."
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Za Hando
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"BUILDING A FORTRESS BUILDING A FORTRESS
BUILDING A FORTRESS BUILDING A FORTRESS BUILDING A FORTRESS"
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Fort
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Very attractive glove.
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Magnet
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rock but moving (not clickbait)
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Pusher
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go over there instead
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Anchor
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ok but don't asphyxiate
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Space
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick.
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Boomerang
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Slap Battles Any% Speedrun (Glitchless)
Previously *speedruns slapping*
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Speedrun
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You've got mail
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Mail
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i'm outta your weight class, son
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T H I C K
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Quite literally the midas' touch
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Golden
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SQuiB GAEM=?!?!?
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Squid
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Fallen Gods have Fallen Legacies
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MR
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Ya Like Jazz?
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Hive
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Your breath is hot with disease; the mark of death is on your face; the snake of the pestilence has bitten you.
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Reaper
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"Clones have a very low iq, don't be suprised if they just walk off a cliff"
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Replica
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Diamond glove's big brother
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Defense
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This glove collects the souls of your victims to make you stronger.
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Killstreak
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"no u"
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Reverse
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"omae wa mou shindeiru"
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Shukuchi
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1v1 me noob *dies* "ez"
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Duelist
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you *vine thud* are *vine thud* sus *vine thud*
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woah
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Drippy ICE🥶🥶🥶
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Ice
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So you're telling me that you make their pores exhale into gum??? Ew.
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Gummy
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adios amigos
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Adios
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you know what, IM TIRED OF YOU. *blocks you*
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Blocked
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Get back here! So you can get away from me!
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Divert
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Hey look, buddy, I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like “what is beauty?”, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.
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Engineer
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bringing a whole new definition to rock and roll
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Rocky
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most anticipated return of the century
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Coil
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legally obligate them to stay away
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Conveyor
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To infinity, and *POP*
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Balloony
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dash away from your problems
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Phantom
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Meow
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el gato
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The cake was a lie
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Wormhole
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Free my boy he ain't do nothin' wrong 🙏
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Shackle
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portable timestop
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STOP
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i'm coming after you.
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Track
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Hidden in plain sight
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Prop
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Isolated from humanity... But at what cost...
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Shield
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go that way :WHEEZE:
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Booster
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and then the ping pong ball told the other ping pong ball "see you round bro"
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Ping Pong
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Check out Boss Fighting Stages, it is the origin of Baller (I didn't invent Baller)
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Baller
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BATTER UP
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Home Run
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become a fidget spinner
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Whirlwind
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SHING SHING SHING SHING
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Slicer
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Time to get my hands dirty and handle some noobs rq
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Excavator
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S̵̡̡̬͙͍̺̝̤̭͉̾̓̂̓̓́̈̐͊͜L̶̛̘̯̻̎́͌̈́̋̍̇̾͋͑̀́̈́͘Ę̶̳͇͇͉̦̮͍̻͍̞̽̂͑E̴̡̮͖̮͗̋̈́P̸̢̨̛͕̜̖͙͚̤̗̣̒̓́͜
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Nightmare
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Stun's older brother
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Thor
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Yes, it's bigger on the inside. No, I don't pay rent
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Pocket
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Weeeeeeeeeeeee-
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Grapple
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I believe i can fly!!!
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Cloud
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Become Anvil :)
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Gravity
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Parry this you filthy casual
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Parry
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Who is the real one?
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Jebaited
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Cloudy with a chance of meteors.
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Meteor
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Why do they call it Oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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Oven
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Behold! The Power of an Angel!
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Guardian Angel
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“The power of the Sun… in the palm of my hand".
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Sun
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With this oar I'll send you to the depths
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Ferryman
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this glove SUCKS
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Blackhole
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*wets eyes*
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Blink
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OUR TABLE. IT’S BROKEN
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Tableflip
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We engage in a modicum of trolling, a subtle dance of jest and wit, where humor intertwines with mischief
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Slapstick
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IS THAT A SLAP BATTLES REFERENCE??
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Beatdown
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Look at all those chickens
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Chicken
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This is the Hammer of Discipline! Do you live in a cave!?
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BONK
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S(he)be(lie)ve(d)
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Sbeve
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That'll be 8 elixir bud
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Golem
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Me when I GET you
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Grab
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Bogo's Binted? 👽
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UFO
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Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together... IN HELL
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Demolition
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Summer haters when i hurl a massive beachball at 6.706e+8 mph towards their head
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Beachball
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*Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
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Shotgun
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ERROR 666
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Error
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Every copy of Slap Battles is personalized
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64
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I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK
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Roguelike
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That one quote from Star Fox 64
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Barrel
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How did you even get a hold of this?
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God's Hand
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The biggest flex of them all.
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The Flex
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You're basically holding a piece of lava.
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OVERKILL
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Best ability in the game, only one problem; 0 power.
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Spectator
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What's a fitting description of literally everything? Because that's what this glove is.
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CUSTOM
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*teleports behind you* nothing personal, kid
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Ultra Instinct
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The paths… I do what must be done…
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Titan
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actually the killer fish from san diego
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Killerfish
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i work out ok?
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Acrobat
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MEGA ROCK, WOOOOOOOO
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MEGAROCK
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Patient zero: "Spooks_init"
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Plague
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Jack's will.
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Hallow Jack
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First Glove Owner: "Elias1187"
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[REDACTED]
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look both ways smh
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bus
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TACTICAL present INCOMING!
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Mitten
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IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!
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Phase
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Hi, just wanted to swoop in.
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Warp
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bombs infused with pixie dust? What a horrible idea.
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Bomb
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how did you create a bubble out of thin air????
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Bubble
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tactical uhh missile strike??
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Jet
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anti-overkill moment
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Shard
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potato
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potato
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"Slap Battles is not a cult"
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CULT
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bob wants new friends
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bob
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befriending people 101
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buddies
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Fly me to the moooooooooooooon
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Moon
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I simply wanted MORE gravity, not less.
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Jupiter
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"Right behind you."
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Spy
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KABLOOEY
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Detonator
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GRRRRRRRR
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Rage
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this glove is actually horrifying when you think about it
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Trap
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What does the frog on the International Space Station say? "Orbit, Orbit" I am not funny
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Orbit
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"The definition of all in one"
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Hybrid
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don't eat your glove
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Slapple
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overkill more like no kill
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Disarm
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my turf, not yours
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Dominance
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hippity hoppity your life is now my property
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Link
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IS THIS… A CLASH ROYALE REFERENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Chain
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*bone sounds*
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Rattlebones
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RAAAAAAAH
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Charge
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$$$$$$$
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Tycoon
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i forgor💀
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Confusion
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01010010 01010101 01001110
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Glitch
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Build your very own snow fortress with this silly little glove
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Snowball
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You can't hit what isn't there.
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Elude
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"WHAT IS GOING ON"
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RNG
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killer fish from san diego
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fish
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🗿
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Moyai
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build a MEGA OBBY 5000+ STAGES FREE ADMIN FUN EASY OBBY now.
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Obby
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"Imagine poking a voodoo doll on the shoulder every now and then"
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Voodoo
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:troll:
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Goofy
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this is what cowboys do to bandits
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Leash
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For when a boomerang just isn't cool enough.
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Flamarang
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leave me alone or you shall see what happens when you anger the nice guy...
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Kinetic
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I'm going to go Beyond the level of Berserk!
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Berserk
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I'M SHOCKINGLY GOOD AT THIS
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Sparky
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STOP! Hammer Time!
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Boogie
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Haven't I been here before?
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Recall
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The Earth quakes beneath this fist of mine.
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Quake
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No superpowers?👽
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Psycho
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who's the seafood now?
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Kraken
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So you have chosen death?
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Counter
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Hammer time.
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Hammer
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You don't spawn rob, rob spawns you
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rob
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Dance along!
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Rhythm
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"I CAN FINALLY SEE!"
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Rojo
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*Takes down bounty post*
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Hitman
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Get pwned
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Retro
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l̸̨͍̏o̶̲͐̂ö̴̯̑k̴͎̳̉ ̵̧̧̚i̵͍͐n̴͖͗̑ṫ̶̝͇o̶̳̒ ̶̜̏̏t̵̛͇̭h̴͕̿ȩ̸̑ ̸̱̖̆ȩ̵͗̒ň̵͇d̶̡́
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Null
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Where are you going? come back.
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Lure
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So I did some building off camera...
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Tinkerer
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FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
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Necromancer
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Press the spoon to finish up the brew (will explode if not careful). Click potions to drink them, hold to throw.
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Alchemist
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I call upon you vegetation
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Druid
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Now you see me, Now you- Oh
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Jester
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Old garden tool
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Scythe
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Guess who’s coming to town
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Santa
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WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?
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Iceskate
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WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS!?
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Blasphemy
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Say goodbye to your kneecaps, Chucklehead
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Pan
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;make me op
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Admin
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Juan
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Joust
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3 YEARS OF SLAP BATTLES!
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Firework
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💀
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Run
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Everyday I'm shovelin
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Glovel
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What's up danger?
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Divebomb
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Is THIS the Worlds Brightest Lightbulb? Let's find out
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Lamp
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Free Headless (Trust)
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Knockoff
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Welcome to the Himalayas!
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Frostbite
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I'm no physicist, but by all accounts this glove makes no sense
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Plank
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Only a spoonful
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Spoonful
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Running on the Source Engine since 2004
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the schlob
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This Glove was kinda "donated" to us by Slaperture Science
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Siphon
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Let me fix that lobsided nervous system of yours
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Wrench
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As long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead
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Hunter
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If a Restraining Order was a glove
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Relude
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It's got to be perfect... it has to be... there's no turning back now...
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Avatar
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How do you think these islands stay so clean?
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Water
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WOOOOOSH
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Fan
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I'm not going to sugarcoat. E + LMB
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Boxer
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MATERIALIZE™ ANYWHERE.
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MATERIALIZE
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These chains... to hold... ME?
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Bind
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Man, I'm dead
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Poltergeist
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are ya spinning son?
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spin
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