Idiot test

Are you an idiot or do you manage to answer all the questions correctly? Original version in German.
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1. There are 100 stones in an airplane. One falls out. How many bricks are left in the airplane?
99.000000000000000000000001
98
89
99
2. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
You get a huge fridge
That is not possible
You open the fridge door, put the giraffe in and close the door again
You are too lazy
3. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
You open the fridge door, put the elephant inside and close the door again
You open the fridge door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door again
You shrink the elephant
The elephant is one of the largest and most majestic animals on Earth. Known for its massive size, strength, and intelligence, the elephant is an iconic creature in many cultures and ecosystems. There are three main species of elephants: the African bush elephant, the African forest elephant, and the Asian elephant. The African species tend to be larger, with males standing up to 13 feet tall and weighing up to 14,000 pounds, while Asian elephants are generally smaller.
4. A lion has invited all the animals to his birthday party. Which one is not coming?
The lion
The giraffe
The elephant
any animal
5. Tom has to cross a wide river at night, but there is no bridge and crocodiles live in the river. How will he make it to the other bank alive?
He drinks a Red Bull
He drinks a Red Bull and flies over the river
He swims as fast as he can
He swims across the river as normal, because the crocodiles are at the lion's party
6. When Tom wants to continue on the other shore, he dies anyway. Why?
The crocodiles' piss killed him
The stone that fell from the plane fell on his head
The crocodiles' poop killed him
Tom slips on a banana peel and breaks his skull
7. Sandra has four children, the first is called North, the second East and the third South. What, is the fourth child's name?
Sandra
West
There is no fourth child
What
8. One hand has 5 fingers, two hands have 10 fingers. How many fingers do 5 hands have?
25
50
15
5
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the result?
70
60
25
15
10. Which mountain was the highest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
Denali
K2
Mount Everest
Kilimanjaro
11. How many hairs does a bald head have if a semi-bald head only has 10,000 hairs?
10,000
20,000
5,000
0
12. A ball and a bat together cost 1.10 dollars. The bat is 1 dollar more expensive than the ball. How much does the bat cost?
10 cents
1 dollar
1 dollar und 5 cents
5 cents
13. Berlin is spelled with a B at the front and at the back with B. Is that true?
Yes
No
14. A carpet of water lilies floats in a lake. Its surface area doubles every day. If it takes 48 days for the carpet of water lilies to cover the entire lake, how long will it take for half of the lake to be covered?
47
24
40
20
15. Which duck has two legs?
None
Donald Duck
Every duck
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