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The Stupendium - Ad Infinitum Lyrics

Ad Infinitum is a song about Spamtom G. Spamton made by the talented Stupendium, and as Dan Bull said, it is sensory overload. Do you know all the insane ramblings of the insane mailman interpreted by an insanely good artist ?
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Last updated: November 18, 2025
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Lyrics
WOAH !!
IF
IT
ISN'T
A…
LIGHT Ner
HEY-
H EY
HEY !!!
LOOKS
LIKE
YOU'RE
[[All
Alone
On
A
Late
Night?]]
ALL
YOUR
FRIENDS?
[[Abandoned
you
for
the
slime]]
YOU
ARE?
SALES,
GONE
DOWN
THE
[[Drain]]
[[Drain]]??
LIVING
IN
A
GODDAM
GARBAGE
CAN???
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEA!!
FRIEND,
EITHER
YOU'RE
[[Closing
Your
Eyes]]
TO
[[Savings]]
Y OU
DO
NOT
WISH
TO
ACKNOWLEDGE,
OR
YOU
ARE
NOT
AWARE
OF
THE
CALIBRE
OF
[[Discounts]]
INDICATED
BY
THE
PRESENCE
OF
A
[[HeartShapedObject]]
IN
YOUR
COMMUNITY.
HEY
KID,
LOOK
AT
YOU!
RIGHT
TIME,
RIGHT
PLACE.
[[Riiipe
for
the
picking]]
RIGHT
MONEY
IN
YOUR
POCKET!!!
YOU'RE
SO
LUCKY!
VERY
LUCKY!!
OH
SO
VERY
VERY
LUCKY!!!
THAT
YOU
GET
TO
BE
INVESTING
IN
THIS
[[Very
Specil
Product]]
FROM
EV3RY
BUDDY'S
FAVORITE
[[Number
1
Rated
Salesman]]
[[Circa
1997]]
MIGHTY
PROUD
TO
SAY
IT!
MIGHTY
PROUD
TO
SAY
IT!!
YES
I'M
MIGHTY
PROUD
TO
SAY
IT!!!
[[Yes
Sir]]!!!
DON'T
YOU
WANT
TO
HAVE
A
LITTLE
FUN
[[little
sponge]]?
LITTLE
SOMETHING
TO
PLUCK
YOU
FROM
THE
GLUM
HUMDRUM
LIVE
COMFORTABLY
[[CAPITAL
AT
RISK]]
YUM!
YUM!
LISTEN
UP!
FOR
THE
OFFER
ONLY
COMES
JUST
ONCE!!!
[[Hey
Chum!]]
I
CAN
SEE
YOU'RE
HAVING
VIOLENTS
THOUGHTS,
BUT
DON'T
YOU
WANNA
WANNA
BE
A
BE
A
[[BIG
SHOT!!!]]
[[Enquire
Today!]]
WHILE
THE
SECRET'S
IN
STOCK!!!
ALL
YOU
GOTTA
DO
IS
[[Hyperlink
Blocked]].
I
USED
TO
BE
NOTHING
BE
THE
E_MAIL
GUY,
NOW
I'M
THE
[[It
Burns!
Ow!
Stop!
Help
Me!
It
Burns!]]
GUY!
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEA!!
WE'VE
GOT
NEVER
BETTERED
BARGAINS
WE'VE
GOT
DEALS
YOU
WON'T
BELIEVE
WE
CAN
TELL
YOU
WHAT
YOU
WANT
BEFORE
YOU
REALIZE
WHAT
YOU
NEED
IF
YOU'LL
PARDON
US
THE
JARGON
HERE'S
OUR
DARKNER
GUARANTEE
WE
TAKE
CASH
OR
CARD
OR
CREDIT
BUT
WE'LL
TAKE
YOUR
HEART
FOR
FREE
ARE
YOU
FEELING?
DOWN?
HAVE
YOU
LOST
CONTROL?
IS
YOUR
LIFE
A
MESS?
DO
YOUR
FRIENDS
DESPISE
YOU?
We'll
here's
one
weird
trick
(discovered
by
a
Mom!)
AND
I'M
SURE…
NUMBER
5
WILL
SURPRISE
YOU
ALL
YOU'VE
EVER
DREAMED
OF,
SHINING
Lyrics
GLISTENING!
GOTTA
BUCKLE
UP!
GRAB
LIFE
BY
THE
[[Silly
String]]!
YOU
CAN
HAVE
IT!
YOU
CAN
HAVE
IT!
SAY
THE
WORD,
IT'S
YOURS!!
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEA!!
I
WASN'T
LISTENING.
SEE
IT
SAYS
JUST
HERE,
RIGHT
HERE,
LAST
YEAR,
ON
THE
THIRD
OF
THE
FOURTH
AT
05:06
YOU
SEARCHED
CAT
PICS
ONLINE
[[Well
That's
Just
Fine]]!
MOIST,
DELICIOUS
COOKIES
LITTLE
TIPPY
TAP
KITTY
CATALYST.
NOW
WE
HAVE
A
LIST.
AND
WE'LL
GUESS
WHAT
EVERY
HABIT
IS.
WANNA
BUY
A
CAT
FLAP?
CAT
FOOD??
CATCHUP???
CATAMARAN????
YOU'LL
BE
CATEGORICALLY
CATATONIC
AT
THE
CATALOGUE
OF
CATEGORIES
I
HAVE
AT
MY
HANDS
A
[[Cavalcade
Of
All
Your
Favorite
Brands]]
AN
ADVERTISM
SCHISM
CATACLYSM
[[Cash
On
Demand]]!
YOU'D
BETTER
CANCEL
YOUR
PLANS.
[[Cash
for
the
crackers
and
the
pickles
and
the
flypaper]]!
WANNA
BUY
A
CAT
PLUSH?
PLUSH
TOY??
TOY
BOX???
BOX
WINE????
WHY
WON'T
MIKE
JUST
CALL
ME…
BACKGAMMON?
HAM
AND
EGGS??
EGG
CHAIR???
CHAIR
BED????
BED
BATH?
BATH
SPONGE??
SPONGE
WHO
HATES
ITS
[[$4,99]]
LIFE
BOAT?
BOAT
SHOE??
SHOESTRING???
STRING
BEAN????
BEAN
BAG?
BAGPIPES??
PIPE
BOMB???
BOMBER
JACKET????
JACKDAW?
DOORSTOP??
[[Stop!
No,
Please!
Don't
Take
My
Furniture!!!]]
STOPWATCH?
WATCH
DOG??
DOG
COLLAR???
COLORADO????
ADDERALL?
ADS
ARE
ALL
SLEEPING.
PING
PONG??
PONCHOS???
CHOKE
CHAINS?
CHAINSAWS??
SWORDFISH-
SHISH
KEBAB-
BOBCAT???
[[Do
You
Want
A
Cat
Or
Not?!?!]]
WELL
YOU
WANNA
BE
A
[[BIG
SHOT]]
DON'T
YOU?
DON'T
YOU
WANNA
BE
THE
[[Next
Big
Thing]]?
YOU
CAN
DO
IT!
YES
IT'S
TRUE
IT'S
REALLY
TRUE
THERE;S
NOTHING
TO
IT,
I
CAN
PROVE
IT
HEAR
THE
REGISTERS
RING!!!
RING.
RING.
RING.
RING.
RING.
RING.
RING.
RING.
RING.
YOU'RE
KIDDING?
IT'S
FOR
Y O U.
WANNA
KNOW
A
SECRET..?
[[Hyperlink
Blocked]].
[[You
too
can]]
HAVE
A
[[Communion]]
WITH
[[UNINTELLIGIBLE
LAUGHTER]]
SOON
I'LL
EVEN
SURPASS
THAT
DAMNED…
[[Clown
Around
Town!!]]
WE'VE
GOT
NEVER
BETTERED
BARGAINS
WE'VE
GOT
DEALS
YOU
WON'T
BELIEVE
WE
CAN
TELL
YOU
WHAT
YOU
WANT
BEFORE
YOU
REALIZE
WHAT
YOU
NEED
IF
YOU'LL
PARDON
US
THE
JARGON
HERE'S
OUR
DARKNER
GUARANTEE
WE
TAKE
Lyrics
CASH
OR
CARD
OR
CREDIT
BUT
WE'LL
TAKE
YOUR
HEART
FOR
FREE
HOLY
[[Cungadero]]
THERE
YOU
[[Funky]]
LITTLE
[[Worm]]
YOU
SEEM
UNAWARE
OF
ALL
THE
MONEY
YOU
COULD
EARN
IF
YOU
WANNA
GET
THE
GOLD
WELL
THERE
IS
STUFF
YOU
GOTTA
LEARN
MILK
THE
HUMANS
OF
THEIR
KINDNESS
THEN
THERE'S
[[Butter
To
Be
Churned]]
YOU.
WANT.
IT.
NEED.
IT.
DON'T.
YOU.
SEE?
BUT
IF
YOU
WANNA
MAKE
YOUR
SCREEN
GREEN
YOU'RE
GONNA
NEED
MY
KROMER
KEY
YES
YOU'VE
GOT
TROUBLE
MY
FRIEND
[[WHADAYATALK?]]
RIGHT
HERE
IN
CYBER
CITY!!!
SEE
I
USED
TO
BE
A
[[Top
Notch]]
[[BIG
SHOT!!!]]
BEST
DEALS!!
BEST
WHEELS!!!
BEST
[[Best
Prices
In
The
Tri-State
Area]]
BUT
YOU
CAN
GET
IT
BACK!!
HA
HA
HA
YES
YOU
CAN!!!
ALL
YOU
GOTTA
DO
IT
FOLLOW
THROUGH
MY
[[Twelve
Step
Plan]]
BIGGER,
BIGGER,
BETTER
LIKE
THE
TELEPHONE
WAS
TELLING
ME
[[You
Gotta
Know
The
Territory!]]
SPEND
A
HAND,
LEND
A
GRAND
WHO;S
GONNA
PATRONIZE
A
LITTLE
BITTY
TWO
BY
FOUR
KINDA
STORE
ANY
MORE?!
GOTTA
GO!
GOTTA
GET!!
GOTTA
GET
ON
AND
GO!!!
MAKE
A
DEAL!!!
[[Big
Deal]]
[[High
Score!]]
[[Our
store
is
closing]]
HOT
TIP!
DROP
SHIPPING!!
4,
3,
2,
1!!!
NOT
SKIPPING
OFFERS
WIRED
INTO
YOUR
INBOX
SWING
BY
THE
GIFT
SHOP!
THINK
OF
THE
[[BIG
SHOT!!!]]
ALL
THIS
AND
MORE ,
CLICK…
[[Hyperlink
Blocked]].
…can
anyone
hear
me?
Help…
… … Mike…
… Mike…?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEA!!
WE'VE
GOT
NEVER
BETTERED
BARGAINS
WE'VE
GOT
DEALS
YOU
WON'T
BELIEVE
WE
CAN
TELL
YOU
WHAT
YOU
WANT
BEFORE
YOU
REALIZE
WHAT
YOU
NEED
IF
YOU'LL
PARDON
US
THE
JARGON
HERE'S
OUR
DARKNER
GUARANTEE
WE
TAKE
CASH
OR
CARD
OR
CREDIT
BUT
WE'LL
TAKE
YOUR
HEART
FOR
FREE
[[Insurance!!!]]
KNOW
THAT
I'M
THE
BEST
IN
POLICY!
[[Honestly]]
DO
YOU
W4NT
TO
END
IN
POVERTY?
BUDDY,
I'M
THE
ONE
TO
HELP
INVEST
IT
PROPERLY!!
I'M
HERE
TO
TALK
ABOUT
[[Extended
Warranty]]!.
IT'S
A
SUPER,
BUMPER,
LIQUIDATION,
LAST
CHANCE
FIRST
DAY,
HALF
PRICE,
FIRE
SALE
LIKE
NEVER
BEFORE!!!
AND
Lyrics
IT'S
THERE
TO
EXPLORE,
WHEN
YOU
STEP
IN
THE
DOOR
THE
VERY
MODEL
OF
A
MODERN
MAJOR
GENERAL
STORE!
BUT
THE
FACT
IS
EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA
HAVE
IT,
GOTTA
HAVE
IT
THOSE
WHO
HAVE
IT
REALLY
HAVE
IT
IF
YOU
HAVEN'T,
WELL
YOU'VE
HAD
IT,
COULDN'T
HACK
IT.
NOW
THE
HAVEN'TS
HAVEN'T
HAD
IT
AND
THE
HAVES
ARE
VERY
GLAD
ITS
JUST
THE
HAVEN'TS
THAT'RE
LACKING
WHAT
THEY'RE
HAVING
NOW
THE
ADS
HAVE
GOT
THE
TRAFFIC
AND
WE'VE
GRABBED
YOUR
DEMOGRAPHIC
SO
YOU'RE
PACKING
UP
YOUR
BASKET
COS
YOUR
DAD
HAS
GOTTA
HAVE
IT
HE'LL
BE
SAD
IF
YOU
DON'T
WRAP
IT
WITH
A
TAG,
IT'LL
BE
TRAGIC
SO
YOU'RE
MANICALLY
GRABBING
AT
THE
SHELVES
AMID
THE
PANIC
SEEMS
THAT
EVERYBODY
HAS
IT,
MAN
YOU
REALLY
GOTTA
HAVE
IT
SO
YOU
GET
IT,
YOU'RE
ECSTATIC,
BUT
A
CRACKLE
IN
THE
STATIC
AND
THE
IT
IS
OUT
OF
FASHION,
JUST
A
FAD,
A
PIECE
OF
PLASTIC
SO
YOU
TRASH
IT
THEN
YOU
GET
BACK
IN
YOUR
CAR
COS
YOU
DON'T
HAVE
IT
AND
THE
FACT
IS
EVERYBODY'S
GOTTA
HAVE
IT,
GOTTA
HAVE
IT,
THOSE
WHO
HAVE
IT
REALLY
HAVE
IT
IF
YOU
HAVEN'T,
WELL
YOU'VE
HAD
IT,
COULDN'T
HACK
IT.
NOW
THE
HAVEN'TS
HAVEN'T
HAD
IT
AND
THE
HADS
ARE
VERY
GLAD
IT'S
[[Hochi
Mama]]
WHAT
A
MOUTHFUL!!!
IN
THE
[[Encyclopedia
of]]
[[Being
Afraid]]
THERE
AIN'T
NOTHING
TO
BE
SCARED
OF
TILL
THERE'S
FEES
TO
BE
PAID
THERE'S
DEALS
TO
BE
MADE
WITH
[[Seasonal
Savings]]!!
REGIONAL
RATINGS
ARE
LETHALLY
FADING
SCREAMING
AND
RAVING,
CEASELESS
APPRAISING
[Neat
little
plate
with
a
needless
engraving]
LEGALLY
GREY
BUT
SWEET
WITH
THE
PHRASING
FEET
IN
THE
GRAVE
BUT
GLEEFULLY
TRADING
FEEDING
THE
CRAVINGS,
EAT
[[Little
Plaything]]
DEAL$
SO
GOOD
I'LL
[$!$$]
MY$ELF
FEEDING
THE
CRAVINGS,
EAT
[[Little
Plaything]]
[Gone
with
the
sugar
barrel,
pickel
barrel,
milk
pan]
FEEDING
THE
CRAVINGS,
EAT
[[Little
Plaything]]
I
CAN
FEEL
THAT
[Smooth
Taste]
ALREADY!!
FEEDING
THE
CRAVINGS,
EAT
[[Little
Plaything]]
[[Hyperlink
Blocked]].
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