Movies by Bad Plot Description

A super rich guy makes weapons but then gets kidnapped by people who like his weapons and he makes metal clothes and kills the guy who set up the kidnapping

This noseless dude gets an army of deranged people and storms a school full of teenagers

This family and a nanny is on the run from a bunch of Nazis who hate them because they sing well

This old guy and his associates fight a crazy German scientist who is looking for a thingy which can turn back time, so his team can win something

This person’s uncle gets killed because he was too lazy to hold a lift door for someone and he kills a rich guy with a green suit

These two idiots decide to go on a cruise and then they die of hypothermia in the middle of nowhere after the boat sinks

A god and his brother and a bunch of other dudes go and fight the god’s evil sister

This one dog dies and the pet owner buys guns and kills some thugs

This guy’s wife and children (except for one) get murdered and the surviving kid gets kidnapped by a dentist and so the guy searches for him with a demented gal

Aliens invade Earth on the 4th of July and they have to defeat them by hacking

An old fool decides to build a park with dinosaurs and the dinos eventually kill people so paleontologists have to stop them