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Response to the Artist
Song
Somehow, talking about how ugly I am doesn't make me want to get back together with you. And following me around crying doesn't help, either.
I Want You Back
Maybe if you'd been more willing to buy your own stuff before now, we'd still be together!
Flowers
Could I just text you instead, perhaps?
Call Me Maybe
That was nice and all, but could you tell *me* why you don't want me to express my preferences?
I Want it That Way
No - but I do recall singing in October.
September
Okay, gotcha, just a clarifying question - once it's done correctly, do I get three wishes?
Genie in a Bottle
Wow. I don't know what's more surprising about the far future: that I have a direct descendent still alive, or that physical music is still being sold!
Year 3000
I won't let go.
Say You Won't Let Go
Response to the Artist
Song
Are ponds still okay? What about fjords?
Waterfalls
Who are you, and how do you know that no one's calling? Or about the voices in my head?!
Gloria
You're very sweet, but I'm concerned that you can't remember the color of my eyes. Also, does this mean I get royalties, or....?
Your Song
Why not Prague, Billy? Or Berlin or Budapest or Sarajevo?
Vienna
Yes, I will, because we'll likely still have a solid 15+ years ahead of us at that point, and I don't want to spend them with anyone else.
When I'm Sixty Four
Listen, I don't care for your vulgar language, or what you think of my crew. All I care about is: is our children learning?
Fuck You
Actually, we watch reruns of Smash and I introduced her to Elton John - it's totally different.