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Football Teams
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The sun shone BRIGHTON the day we...
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set sail for the ORIENT in a ship with...
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a HULL riddled with holes.
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We sailed down the river which LEEDS to the sea and...
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waved to the fair maiden near a windmill leaning on the MILLWALL.
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The CREWE was made up of Scots, Irish and...
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others of the CELTIC race.
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The exception was the cabin boynamed Roger whose job was to STOKE the boilers.
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He was illiterate, but won our HEARTS with...
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his STIRLING efforts to improve...
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his READING.
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He was sent to COVENTRY by the other villains...
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who had brought their ARSENAL of weapons on board.
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They were a rowdy lot and after a bout of drinking they did in fact WREXHAM furniture.
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The voyage made my MOTHERWELL as she had not had...
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a holiday FORFAR too long and...
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the sea AYR did her...
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CHESTER power of good.
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We landed one day on the SOUTHEND of an island...
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just a few yards from where the natives BURY their dead.
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We PRESTON even though we could hear...
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the sound of howling WOLVES.
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We eventually met a group of RANGERS who were...
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sucking EVERTON mints and...
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wearing cowboy hats and SPURS.
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After a days journey we caught some dirty fish in a BLACKPOOL and...
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we also tried to get some milk out of a herd of cows but they didn't like having their HUDDERSFIELD.
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At last we came to the home of the QUEEN OF THE SOUTH.
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She greeted us with a friendly ALLOA but...
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was clearly upset as her CRYSTAL PALACE had been destroyed when...
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the WALLSALL fell down.
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While her NEWCASTLE was being built she...
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lived in a sumptuous VILLA.
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When we found some treasure someone suggested we put the LUTON the ship in...
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a cabin with a BOLTON the door.
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That night we had DUNDEE cake and...
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CHELSEA buns and for supper we had...
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some pickle and some OLDHAM which had gone off and made us ill.
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I have written my own story with film titles, you should check out.
I tried to use homophones as much as possible.
I hope you enjoyed the quiz.