The Office US - Legendary quotes

Michael Scott's most popular oneliner. (Michael)

Did I ... ? (Stanley)

Woud I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be ... of how much they love me. (Michael)

I just want to lie on the beach and ... . That's all I've ever wanted. (Kevin)

... is not a joke Jim. Millions of families suffer every year. (Dwight)

I wonder what people like about me. Probably my ... . (Phyllis)

The worst thing about prison was the ... . (Prison Mike)

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a ... . (Michael)

I wanna do a ... but real casual-like. Not enough to make a big deal out of it, but I know everyone saw it. One stunning, gorgeous ... . (Creed)

The ... is shooting at us! (Andy)

Yes Jim, but I'm not easy to ... . (Kelly)

Me think, why wast time say lot word when ... . (Kevin)

I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I hit somebody with my car. So ... . (Michael)

My resolution was to get ... . (Kelly)

Oh God, my mind is going a ... . (Michael)

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think: 'Would an ... do that?'. And if they would, I do not do that thing. (Dwight)

Bears, beets, ... . (Jim)

Shut up about the ...! Shut about the ...! (Gabe)

I've got six numbers. One more would have been a complete ... . (Kevin)

I knew exactly what to do, but in a real more sense I had ... . (Michael)

Sorry I annoyed you with my ... . (Andy)

I wish I could ... . If I could ..., I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides. (Dwight)

Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them or he ... them, because they're unfair. (Andy)

People keep calling me a ... . I don't even know what that means. (Ryan)

Today, smoking is going to ... . (Dwight)

I declare ... ! (Michael)

Well, well, well. How the ... (Michael)

Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: ... ? (Kelly)

Who is ... ? You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie. (Karen & Phyllis)

Boy have you lost your ..., 'cause I help you find it. (Stanley)

This is the ... . This is the ... . (Michael)

I love ... . I'd love to be part of one some day. (Michael)

... , our prices have never been lower! (Dwight)

I feel ... in this Chili's tonight. (Pam)

You all took a life away today. You did. The life of a ... . (Michael)

I'm going to ... myself! Wauw. I'm going to ... myself and it is your fault! (Michael)

Depression, isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "..."? Dwight, you ignorant ****! (Dwight & Michael)

Where are the ...?!?!? Where are they?!? (Michael)

Phyllis, you say? I mean, did he even see Pam? Or Karen from ...? (Michael)

Let's put a smile on that ... . (Creed)

He put my stuff in ... again. (Dwight)

Oh, and you, you my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don't drop the ... . Don't drop the ... . (Prison Mike)

Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice, strike ... . (Michael)

Doctor, what is more serious? A ... injury or a foot injury? (Michael)

How about green? I think green is kind of ... . (Angela)