| Commentary | Team #1 | Team #2 | Final Score | Competition | % Correct |
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| "Oh, it might get worse! This is quite astonishing! It's all over now! It really is all over for _______! It's a disaster... there's a little boy crying his eyes out... a whole nation is in disbelief." | Germany | Brazil | 7-1 | World Cup | 93%
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| "Oh, Zinedine. Not that, Zinedine. Not that, not today, not now, not after everything you've done." [translated] | France | Italy | 1-1 | World Cup | 93%
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| "Maradona carries the ball. The genius of world football dashes down the right. He could pass to Burruchaga. Still Maradona. Genius, genius, genius! GOAL! I want to cry!" [translated] | Argentina | England | 2-1 | World Cup | 73%
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| "Can Manchester United score? They always score. Giggs with the shot... SHERINGHAM!" | Manchester United | Bayern Munich | 2-1 | Champions League | 67%
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| "Manchester City are still alive here... Balotelli... AGUERO! … I swear you'll never see anything like this ever again!" | Manchester City | QPR | 3-2 | Premier League | 67%
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| "It's Tshabalala! Goal for _______! Goal for all of Africa!" | Mexico | South Africa | 1-1 | World Cup | 67%
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| "He has missed the penalty kick! He's missed it! He's flunked it! Everything's going to shit for Ghana!" [translated] | Ghana | Uruguay | 1-1 | World Cup | 67%
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| "In extra time, it's been Klopp's kids against the billion-pound bottlejobs. For _______, I've got no sympathy whatsoever." | Liverpool | Chelsea | 1-0 | League Cup | 53%
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| "Some people are on the pitch! They think it's all over… it is now, it's four!" | England | West Germany | 4-2 | World Cup | 47%
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| "Thomas, charging through the midfield! Thomas! It's up for grabs now! Thomas, right at the end! An unbelievable climax to the season!" | Liverpool | Arsenal | 0-2 | Football League Division 1 | 40%
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| "A Greek from Mount Olympus has come to the seven hills of Rome, and pulled off a miracle." | Roma | Barcelona | 3-0 | Champions League | 27%
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| "It's over! It's over! We're going to Paris! We are NEVER going home! Never wake me from this dream! Boo all you want, England!" [translated] | England | Iceland | 1-2 | European Championship | 27%
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| "Oh, the boy from Coatbridge has put _______ in front! … Wait, he's missed it! What happened there?" "He's missed that?!" "OH NO!" | Norway | Scotland | 0-0 | World Cup Qualifiers | 27%
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| "The ball's out for a corner kick. Will they have time to take it? Oh, up goes _______'s goalkeeper, Jimmy Glass! Corner comes in... AND JIMMY GLASS, THE GOALKEEPER, HAS SCORED! Jimmy Glass was signed as a replacement goalkeeper for three games... and then, with the last kick of his third game, he's scored the goal that keeps _______ in the Football League!" | Plymouth Argyle | Carlisle United | 1-2 | Football League Division 3 | 20%
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| "I think that, after seeing this, we can die in peace." [translated] | Brazil | France | 0-3 | World Cup | 20%
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| "Barnes… still John Barnes... COLLYMORE CLOSING IN! Liverpool lead in stoppage time!" | Liverpool | Newcastle United | 4-3 | Premier League | 20%
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| "Maggie Thatcher! Can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating!" | England | Norway | 1-2 | World Cup Qualifiers | 20%
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| "Mellor… lovely cushioned header… FOR GERRARD!" "OH, YOU BEAUTY! What a hit, son! What a hit!" | Liverpool | Olympiacos | 3-1 | Champions League | 13%
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| "The most stupid, appalling, disgusting, and disgraceful exhibition of football, possibly in the history of the game. _______ were prepared to be reasonable; but the Italians only used force." | Italy | Chile | 0-2 | World Cup | 7%
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| "Lee. Interesting... VERY interesting! Look at his face! Just look at his face!" | Manchester City | Derby County | 1-2 | Football League Division 1 | 7%
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